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IT Professional and amateur wizard. I like making silly memes for my friends, fighting for workers' rights, and dismantling surveillance capitalism. They/Them
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Do you have any games on your phone

Take a wild guess what this is in reference to

New friend at work

People hate cyclists so much that they’ll straight up lie about bikes “constantly crashing into pedestrians” (which is demonstrably false) and block you for suggesting they look both ways before crossing the street.

𝙉𝙚𝙬 𝙀𝙥𝙞𝙨𝙤𝙙𝙚 My sightseeing boat is full of piss w/ special guest @junlper.beer find the show links in Spotify, Apple Podcasts and at 10bux.neocities.org get early acess to the synched slideshow on Patreon if u want. namaste.

The Child fears I have Abandoned him (I had to go to work)

Walking back and forth through the airport scanner to recharge my body's Gay Particles is the only reason I enjoy flying tbh

True! True!

more like FART of the deal

Can Will Stancil be cured of Poster's Madness?

(Reading my opponent to filth) You probably have lots of friends, you piece of shit. That or you're a hard worker

I can see the future and this is my vision of what happens after Elon inspects Ft. Knox to see if the gold is there

This is very cool that ODESZA did this. #severance open.spotify.com/album/7bNj7h...

we need project woke 2029 to save america

"What if Fetterman was a goth twink" is a question we can easily answer using paint dot net

Samantha from Sex and the City seducing Hitler

Do not become addicted to breast milk, lest you resent its absence

i'm doing parody charity commissions of a nondescript Latina Catfights enthusiast. reply with a profile picture you want in this style and i'll dm you if i accept the commission! all i want in return is a screenshot of a $10 to the trevor project (or other lgbt charity organization!)

i love to draw and do crafts and make images ✨✨

Nintendo Casts Renowned Map Expert, Drake to Play Tingle in Zelda Adaptation hard-drive.net/hd/entertain...

trump destroy economy

@murderxbryan.bsky.social what's your Starbucks order like? www.tastingtable.com/1772835/most...

Happy April In the D(e2roit) to all who celebrate

hearing rumors that chaya raichik was pregnant with another one of elon's children but had an abortion after seeing what went down with that other lady a bit ago

me after being hit with the beam that makes you grummz

I think a lot of Dems are selling short how much goodwill this statement is going to build for disaffected lib-adjacent voters from all different blocs. It’s is pretty huge and exactly what many people needed to hear

I guess I do actually have to hand it to Cory Booker