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A couple of the M&M's I ate off of my shirt were buttons.

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The nectar of the Lone Star State is now available at grocery chains near you.

submitted 17 hours ago • 8 comments

a baby squid should be called an inkling

submitted 2 days ago • 16 comments

Here comes the thunder. #DurhamWeather

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No One Sure Why Kristi Noem Wearing Firefighter Helmet, Night-Vision Goggles, High Heels, Wet Suit theonion.com/no-one-...

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I’m “I slept in a weird position last night so now my foot will hurt all day” years old.

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Me: in a parallel world I am a huge success Medic: please stop moving your arm so we can get it out of the vending machine

submitted 202 days ago • 3 comments

Children of the Corn Dogs

submitted 3 days ago • 4 comments

Nothing like completing a long assignment at work. Until I reread the ask and discovered that I did it completely wrong. #TimeToStartOver

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D.C. Air Traffic Controllers Given Day Off To Attend Military Parade

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From the lips of Steve Rogers

submitted 5 days ago • 4 comments

Public media stations around the country are anxiously awaiting the results of today’s House vote that could claw back $1.1 billion from public broadcasting.

submitted 5 days ago • 44 comments

who called it a sleeping with a weighted blanket and not "pressure treated slumber"

submitted 6 days ago • 3 comments

me: your feet smell minty her: i was diagnosed with tic tac toe

submitted 86 days ago • 28 comments

www.whio.com/news/local/n...

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Jack - Your great-grandfather used to wake up at the crack of dawn to deliver milk around this city in a horse-drawn wagon. Maya - He was a milkman? Jack - No, he was clinically insane... exactly the kind of person I want to protect you from. #JustShootMe #Se02Ep13

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