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Illustrator, artist, devourer of scones www.RobStears.ie
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🎶 Take me on a trip inside the popemobile Treat me to a tasty deep dish pizza meal I really want to, confess my sins to you You'll be my American Pope, American Pope 🎶

I wonder how the conclave's going. I bet there's one really pushy cardinal who keeps casually mentioning that he works well on his own and also as part of a team.

'Partner in crime?' No, no - you misheard me. I said 'Partner in CRYING'. We're both very sad.

Calls For Controversial Hip Hop Group ‘Israel’ To Apologise For Murder Of 20,000 Children

It took the fruit flies ONE sunny day to show up!

All set for the Easter weekend?

Heres a real one

Yer My Besht Mate.

been a while since I jumped on an art trend but I’m loving this one so here’s my #starterpack 😝 #noai #art #humanartist

Heres a real one

Looking forward to watching more mushroom monsters in the new The Last Of Us season.

My website has had a much needed revamp and you can head over there through the link in my bio to pick up prints. All prints are on archival paper and the packaging is recycled, even the cellophane is made of compostable corn starch. www.robstears.ie

One eagle eyed person noticed my mistake. Mortifying.

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The two worst words in the office Prints available here ⬇️ robstears.etsy.com/listing/1724...

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Maybe it’s the Covid but I’ve been trying to get through Cars (2006) for a day and a half and I hate it. The story is so bleak and the world is so empty and if they run out of fuel they’re still alive but can’t move. It should be a horror.

Hi. Look, I’m trying to find a polite way of saying this…but…your clothes are awful. There. I said it. No going back. Can I suggest you buy one of these from thelifeofsharks.com? I make them myself. They don’t come from some crappy print on demand factory. Tariff free if you’re in the right place.

Never skip Twix day robstears.etsy.com/listing/7256...

I Got High- Afroman (Kidz Bop version)

My illustration for Irish Artists For Palestine is on the cover of the next issue of Misneach's "Mionlach" 🇵🇸 More information here: www.instagram.com/p/DH-9dDqNoA...

Artists as the world economy crumbles around us

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Has Dublin City Council considered running an electric current through the Molly Malone statue?

You could’ve asked me Simon

CHARITY PRINT! I was asked if I could make my b&w Indy sketch a print. So I’m producing a limited run with a third of the proceeds going to the, ‘Show Racism the Red Card’ charity. Last time I did this the charity received £400! If you’d like to join in: www.infinitebacon.com/shop/p/punch... TY!

One eagle eyed person noticed my mistake. Mortifying.

Wanna hear a joke?

Punch them.

Mother's Day is Sunday, so for the best chance of prints arriving to Ireland by then order by 1pm today - cheaper than a florist's bouquet, lasts longer than a meal out, and less likely to cause unsustainable flinging of knickers than tickets to Daniel O'Donnell ✨ Shop: www.ciaraioch.com/artprints

A friend sent me this photo of one of my Dublin City Bot prints hanging in Bujo in Terenure. I’ve made it!

I’ve been fiddling about with Nomad Sculpt tutorials and made this fella today

@stephencward.com Thanks Stephen!

@thelifeofsharks.com Thanks for sharing that!

My website has had a much needed revamp and you can head over there through the link in my bio to pick up prints. All prints are on archival paper and the packaging is recycled, even the cellophane is made of compostable corn starch. www.robstears.ie