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Library wizard, recovering journalist, Philly sports sicko, especially my accused Sixers.
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Don Mattingly:

Smoking Kills (dynasties) 🚬 #FlyEaglesFly

It's time. #RingTheBell

Barney's film had heart, but Football in the Head had a football in the head.

Shaq: "In the words of Marshawn Lynch I'm tired as shit America. We getting fired anyway Ernie fuck it!" LMAO

What's a Sixer? Never heard of them.

In tears. Absolute legend. He’s gonna get PAID

O/U on the number of times I watch this today: 10.5 www.youtube.com/watch?v=shyc...

Eagles vs Chiefs: Super Bowl LIX The Merrill and Mike Thread 1. DOTSON!

gritty has seized control of the federal government

funniest highlights of the philly police scanner, a thread

STUNT ON EM INKY

big lesson from this game is that the best way to win a super bowl is to build the best DL, build the best OL, have two awesome WRs, fix your bad secondary in one draft, have the best RB, have an unstoppable play in short yardage, and also have jalen hurts, among many other things. food for thought

the citywide philly pd scanner already has 6K listeners

manifest ✨

Most people do have relatively fond feelings about Philadelphia and I really think it just comes down to being an American city with a sense of personality instead of it being a series of Applebees restaurants

Carson Wentz, elite at sitting on the sidelines watching the Eagles win the Super Bowl.

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Y'all laughed at us when we took this one out, but we were right then and we're right now.

Go Birds? Go Fucking Birds

Poles in Philly right now

Game, blouses

Go Birds

Go Birds

the sixers figuring out how to avoid the luxury tax

Now the whole country gets the experience of what it's like when private equity buys the place you work

If you somehow had a one-night-stand with Paul Hollywood, how bummed would you be if you didn’t get a handshake afterwards?

If your team can't run it, it's literally a skill issue. Go Birds.

me: [beastie boys voice] ahh can't stand it. i wanna sandwich, phily cheesesteak is what I'll take subway employee: sir, please stop yelling

As someone whose childhood was deeply scarred by the Charles Barkley trade, I legitimately feel bad for Mavs fans. The kind of nonsense will haunt you for decades. But Barkley wasn't 25, wasn't coming off of a Finals run, and he wanted out. This is unprecedented.

our nation has a Kennedy missing his brain and now a white man from Dallas is about to help LBJ win. welcome back, 1963

At least 800M of those posts simply read "Go Birds." Go Birds.

Waking up and seeing the Luka trade.

Listening to the audiobook of THE HOBBIT read by Andy Serkis and when he finally gets to the point where he can whip out the Gollum voice it's like when the drums hit in 'In The Air Tonight.'

On a shopping trip here in Upstate South Carolina I wore my Eagles hoodie and got five Go Birds in less than an hour, Eagles by a million.