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IT worker. Vocal artiste. Crystal Gem. Rebel scum. Husband to @jengalicious He/him
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gofund.me/46b6984c My niece’s kitty broke his hip and needs surgery. Any donations would be greatly appreciated. If you could please reshare. We are devastated right now.

Penta vs JD wasn't a spectacle but it was perfectly executed, just two guys at the top of their game doing everything with perfect timing. And then Finn put the cap on it when he got caught by the ref with his "Ooooooh... No?" expression. #wweraw

Just passing along some friendly advice on how to approach potential changes to the Australian health care system @drruthmitchell.bsky.social

Wanna see something cool? At the Grammy's in 1976, Ella Fitzgerald and Mel Torme explained what jazz is. The result? The crowd losing its mind. 🔥

I HAVE missed you, Nia, you giant mall girl. See also your entrance music. #wwesmackdown

It's gotta be frustrating for Pretty Deadly to have had the crowd behind them, getting a face turn push and busting out the moves that showed why they can be in the top tier, then get booked to lose in their hometown and fed to Fraxiom as enhancement. #wwesmackdown

VICTORY, THEY FUCKING PROVED THE COVID/MAST CELL LINK IS THE SPIKE PROTEIN I HAVE A CONCLUSIVE PAPER TO SHOW PEOPLE WHO WHINE AT ME ABOUT MY FUCKING DIPHENHYDRAMINE PRE-VACCINE ADVICE NOW

Just got a text message from the dealership I bought my new car from a year and a half ago saying I could probably trade it in for something new with little to no money down. Another sign of bad times ahead, they're desperate to increase their inventory.

A farewell to this legend who never lost her touch.

I made a silent puppet film about Godzilla vs. Paul Bunyan. (thank you to @iamchubbybunny.bsky.social for Japanese translations and @okaywolf.ink for clanky piano!!)

"Get in!" "But-" "NOW." "Okay..." "Were you followed?" "What?" "WERE YOU FOLLOWED?" "I don't think so." "You have your passport?" "I'm not sure." "Never mind, open the glovebox." "Alright. Hey, wha-" "You know how to use that?" "Frank, what-?" "Better get used to calling me Jim."

A highlight from the (excellent) new Ben Affleck Criterion Closet vid.

yeah im into booktok

We just published a new study on COVID-19 in Ontario, and it turns out, the way we measured cases may have been way off. Why? Because testing wasn’t equal across age and sex groups. That skews what we think we know. In epi-speak this is called “ascertainment bias”. Here's what we found:

Me, looking up the backstory of Old Man Logan: "The Hulk Gang, incestuous hillbilly children of... huh. Hawkeye's daughter, who calls herself Spider-Bi... Why? This is a fucking Mark Millar story isn't it?!" Narrator: It was a fucking Mark Millar story.

I love my horribly accented people.

Well, that was a wet fart of a finish. #wrestlemania

Cena's entrance package giving serious "We have John Cena at home" vibes. #wrestlemania

oh hey welcome to your trial, blackshirts

OH MY GOD SAY HIS NAME AND HE APPEARS #wrestlemania

YEEEEAAAAAAHHHH I had it backwards but the end result was right! #wrestlemania

Wow, Drew was really pissed off about all the shit he was wearing. #wrestlemania

Forty years later, Clara Peller finally gets the answer to her question, "Where's the beef" as Drew McEntyre and Damien Priest get into the ring. I'm old. #wrestlemania

Okay, pack it in, best match of the weekend is in the bag. #wrestlemania

I see the camera work is just as bad as yesterday. #wrestlemania

Okay, prediction time: in the Intercontinental match Finn will try to get a pin on Dominic but fail, causing tension. The finish will give us YOUR NEW CHAMPION Dominic Mysterio! And the Judgment Day blows up over the next few weeks from Finn's jealousy. #wrestlemania

The new Doctor Who is such a shining light of the best of humanity and I didn't know how much I needed it.