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F’ing WHAT?!? What’re they gonna do? Hang up if you say you’re gay? WTAF?

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Charlie Angus - The Resistance is my new substack forum where I will take a deeper dive into the issues of resistance in this new dark age. substack.com/profile/2620...?

submitted 93 days ago • 401 comments

Stuck in my head Vol 1: “I don't know where you're going But do you got room for one more troubled soul? I don't know where I'm going But I don't think I'm coming home And I said, "I'll check in tomorrow if I don't wake up dead" This is the road to ruin and we're starting at the end.”

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

Funny....All of a sudden, no one's performing arbitrary sex-change operations on unexpecting grade-schoolers anymore.

submitted 48 days ago • 1830 comments

the feminine urge to

submitted 49 days ago • 1308 comments

So the “Governor” thing came from GRETZKY?!? youtu.be/_2xzQojmf5E?...

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

I really started following Kara after The Daily Show interview. Might I be so bold as to suggest everyone follow..?

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

Once I a while, my mind harkens back to the 1600 blanket pardon (remember that?!?). Like, Trump could literally authorize The Purge and say “I’ll just pardon you all the next day. Have fun!” So… I guess I’m saying that I really wish they’d pushed for more SCOTUS seats under Biden.

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I don’t think these nincompoops are that sophisticated, but if you fired everyone, then said “my bad, come back,” wouldn’t most of those who came back be those who desperately NEED to be back? And therefore be the easier ones to abuse going forward? Like this was a fucked-up loyalty test?

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If we’re renaming bodies of water based on petty grievances, I propose that this be renamed the Kendrick Lamar passage.

submitted 75 days ago • 227 comments

I’m excited for fake agency DOGE to get to the Space X and Tesla contracts worth billions. That will save a ton!

submitted 81 days ago • 598 comments

This is so good.

submitted 83 days ago • 614 comments

So after ALL THAT — the unrequited lecherous love texts from Trump with threats of reprisal if the displays of affection are not reciprocated — Trudeau basically gave him a fake phone number to get him to stop. That’s how all this felt.

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Seeing openAI complaining that their work has been stolen is objectively hilarious.

submitted 89 days ago • 19 comments

“The condition of trying to regulate our own attention against forces that want to take our attention away from us to our own peril is the ubiquitous experience of modern life in this moment.” - Chris Hayes, The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

No wonder, indeed…

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

Hey, I just realized something… where the hell is Mike “MyPillow Guy” Lindell in all of this? He not only sold his soul for Trump, but took out an extra mortgage on it to get in good with Donnie. And yet… ::crickets::

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

Silicon Valley Broligarchy hoots/hollers over “disrupting markets” to hustle ungodly cash out of venture capitalists for earth wrecking tech farms. China disrupts their disruption w/ tech nearly as advanced for a fraction of the environmental damage & cost. Tech bros scream “No! Only WE disrupt!!!”

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As with most social networks in the past, I basically just had to stumble upon one person with whom I identify, and who is WAY more popular than I am, to reunite with everyone with whom I care to share the dailies on a regular basis. *NOW* this feels real.

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

This is how you say “go fuck yourself sideways with a porcupine” in inspector general speak. Going to be interesting to see how the administration responds

submitted 93 days ago • 2018 comments

So “no refugees in the US,” but “Hey, Egypt and Jordan, you got this?”

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

This gentleman needs no introduction from me. But here’s the succinct rebuttal to the inauguration. youtu.be/vHH-KI2yk8s?...

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

On his orders, his henchmen murdered my former colleague and chopped up his body with a bone saw.

submitted 95 days ago • 491 comments

Elon only wanted Trump in office because he felt that he could get him to assign *all* the government contracts to him and him alone, whereas Harris would’ve told him to piss up a rope and submit a bid like everyone else.

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