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If we’re renaming bodies of water based on petty grievances, I propose that this be renamed the Kendrick Lamar passage.

submitted 10 days ago • 235 comments

I’m excited for fake agency DOGE to get to the Space X and Tesla contracts worth billions. That will save a ton!

submitted 16 days ago • 607 comments

This is so good.

submitted 18 days ago • 626 comments

So after ALL THAT — the unrequited lecherous love texts from Trump with threats of reprisal if the displays of affection are not reciprocated — Trudeau basically gave him a fake phone number to get him to stop. That’s how all this felt.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Seeing openAI complaining that their work has been stolen is objectively hilarious.

submitted 24 days ago • 20 comments

“The condition of trying to regulate our own attention against forces that want to take our attention away from us to our own peril is the ubiquitous experience of modern life in this moment.” - Chris Hayes, The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

No wonder, indeed…

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Hey, I just realized something… where the hell is Mike “MyPillow Guy” Lindell in all of this? He not only sold his soul for Trump, but took out an extra mortgage on it to get in good with Donnie. And yet… ::crickets::

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Silicon Valley Broligarchy hoots/hollers over “disrupting markets” to hustle ungodly cash out of venture capitalists for earth wrecking tech farms. China disrupts their disruption w/ tech nearly as advanced for a fraction of the environmental damage & cost. Tech bros scream “No! Only WE disrupt!!!”

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

As with most social networks in the past, I basically just had to stumble upon one person with whom I identify, and who is WAY more popular than I am, to reunite with everyone with whom I care to share the dailies on a regular basis. *NOW* this feels real.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

This is how you say “go fuck yourself sideways with a porcupine” in inspector general speak. Going to be interesting to see how the administration responds

submitted 28 days ago • 2037 comments

So “no refugees in the US,” but “Hey, Egypt and Jordan, you got this?”

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

This gentleman needs no introduction from me. But here’s the succinct rebuttal to the inauguration. youtu.be/vHH-KI2yk8s?...

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

On his orders, his henchmen murdered my former colleague and chopped up his body with a bone saw.

submitted 30 days ago • 500 comments

Elon only wanted Trump in office because he felt that he could get him to assign *all* the government contracts to him and him alone, whereas Harris would’ve told him to piss up a rope and submit a bid like everyone else.

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

“Now *there’s* a name I haven’t heard in a long time…”

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

This is how you do it...

submitted 31 days ago • 1053 comments

Sure. F*ck it. Why not? Maybe he can make a federal law that if you get his signature tattooed on your body somewhere, that’s just like a universal lifetime pardon. How about that?

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Just a thought: when a sane administration arrives, we NEED to either overhaul or completely demolish the Presidential Pardon power. It’s been abused so much for so long, & used to be reserved for leaving office to avoid shame. But for the shameless, it’s a license to remove all accountability.

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Soooo… he’s gonna pay them not to show up. Hey, all of you anti-DEI’ers, how do you feel about Your Orangeness giving them all some paid time off? With *your* tax dollars? Because it sure as hell isn’t the taxes from the broligarchy on stage with him the other day.

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments