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wilma packs fred flintstone a light lunch because he needs to watch his weight: lunchbox with one live frog in it.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

republicans don’t actually believe any of the things they’re saying. the message is meant to appeal to low information voters, which is a sizable chunk of the populace. their actions show what they believe. everything they do is in bad faith. there’s no reason to treat them as partners in governing.

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

thought this recipe had “two raccoons” in the ingredient list but was mistaken

submitted 77 days ago • 1 comment

hey, remember when hedge funds bought up all the local newspapers, cut their staff, bled them dry, then shut them down?

submitted 446 days ago • 1 comment

fresh out da oven

submitted 454 days ago • 0 comments

ha! people are still on that nft grift. wanna buy a lightly used jpeg?

submitted 455 days ago • 0 comments

hey, sorry if that party in my mind palace kept you up last night.

submitted 455 days ago • 1 comment

my doctor has me on a strict flavor blasted diet

submitted 504 days ago • 0 comments

new modern pentathlon events: - 30 meter diving - jai alai - bowling - marathon - bull riding

submitted 505 days ago • 0 comments

just learned the classic big red jingle occupies a significant portion of my wife’s memory.

submitted 590 days ago • 1 comment

skeets? never heard of ‘em.

submitted 592 days ago • 0 comments