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Erasers slowly sacrifice themselves because of your mistakes

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Trump: we should let the states control education You know what state I live in? These kids are cooked

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

I was wondering if schools are teaching that it’s called The Gulf of America, but that would require a department of education

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Nice!

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Not to get political, but some of you got like 3 hours to get laid on Valentine’s Day

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Doxx yourself so we can all party at your place

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Can’t even spell it right

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

I will buy you a carton of eggs -me flirting

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Celebrate Valentine’s Day by flirting with your HR manager

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Bird: flies into a window Me: “skill issue”

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

It’s that time of year again youtu.be/Vfd5_co80-s?...

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

www.youtube.com/live/8sy2XXk...

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Oh hell yeah!

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Chemistry teacher: what’s the opposite of an acid? Me: an antacid Teacher: that…no

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

There are two types of quantum physicists, and they’re both in a superposition

submitted 23 days ago • 2 comments

Kids today will never understand the pain of waiting the summer break to see part 2 of a season finale cliffhanger

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

One thing Mac and PC people can agree on…the Linux people are cray cray

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Me to my British friends: Call the letter Z “Zed” one more time!

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Ah, so that’s how we’re gonna bring egg prices down. Don’t recognize bird flu as a disease and it’s no longer a problem

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Ban on pornography? Fine! I’ll do it myself

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Like The Simpsons, Futurama also predicted the future. We just don’t know it yet

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Congress wanted to ban tik tok, but Temu is perfectly ok

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

For anyone thinking AI is about to take over, they JUST NOW learned how to be sex bots Actually, now that I think about it, it’s kinda scary how fast they adapted to that

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

My OnlyFans, but it’s just me playing Balatro

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Putting on glasses or contacts for the first time is like switching from standard to high def

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

X is still twitter Pluto is still a planet Gulf of America is still Gulf of Mexico

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

The AI takeover won’t be Skynet or Chat GPT, it’ll be all the abandoned tamagotchis from the 90s

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

I think it’s pretty amazing that Mel Brooks is still alive

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Anyone who’s never taken martial arts hears “black belt” and thinks this person is like a master or something. Naw, bro. A new black belt just means you beat the tutorial

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

As a gamer, I have to say, republicans are super OP since the last update

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

The video title: Easy 10 min recipe The video: 3 hrs of prep followed by “let sit overnight”

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Old but so good and so real 🤣

submitted 30 days ago • 6 comments

Imagine you’re in school and your class gets interrupted by an ad because you didn’t pay for premium

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments