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rohitakadambi.bsky.social
Writer - Comedian Bylines: Betches, McSweeneys, The New Yorker Finalist: Warner Brothers Access Comedic Voices
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Can’t take someone named Benson Boone seriously. Those are the names of beagles from the same litter.

submitted 46 days ago • 1 comment

Millennials wearing business casual to the club

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

*Extremely Cole Porter Voice* 🎶It’s delightful, it’s delicious, it’s DiGiorno”🎶

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

Tell me this is not the love child of Ben Gross and Paxton Hall-Yoshida

submitted 105 days ago • 1 comment

Need to hear him say “Luigi Mangione"

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

So what you’re saying is, the cakes have to hold space for defying gravity?

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments

A millennial who is also somehow in her 90s

submitted 110 days ago • 2 comments

A pardon would be Shahmazing

submitted 112 days ago • 0 comments

“Mom, I frew up”

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Waiting on my mental health diagnosis (Spotify Wrapped)

submitted 112 days ago • 1 comment

I think if Joe Biden is your dad, you deserve to have a little crack as a treat.

submitted 112 days ago • 0 comments

Being 35 in a musical is so funny because you can be a college freshman, a retired father of seven, or (most realistically) a guy having an existential crisis at his birthday party.

submitted 114 days ago • 1 comment

When I tweeted this, I had 18 followers and the Wicked movie was a lie/fever dream so let’s try it again under new circumstances:

submitted 115 days ago • 1 comment

I love Wicked because of the fantasy that I, a 35-year-old, could be a college freshmen with other hot 35-year-olds.

submitted 118 days ago • 0 comments

RIP, Stephen Sondheim, you would have loved “Wicked” (2024)

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Gravity hates to see her coming

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🎶becaaaaaaaauuuuuuuse I knew you, I have left x for good🎶💚🩷

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Jonathan Bailey is like pure sodium the way he can have explosive chemistry with a glass of water.

submitted 123 days ago • 1 comment

BREAKING: Donald Trump has appointed Lydia Tár to direct the National Endowment for the Arts

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Gilmore Girls is so funny because what do you mean a Whiffenpoof married a Smith College graduate and neither of them are gay?

submitted 124 days ago • 1 comment

We don’t need “leftist Joe Rogan.” We need country-pop to be anti-bootlicker again.

submitted 125 days ago • 1 comment

I spent my childhood watching “The Sound of Music” (1965) and “Cabaret”(1972) so I really thought the rise of fascism would have more showtunes.

submitted 125 days ago • 7 comments

If I think about it, my favorite genre

submitted 126 days ago • 0 comments

Close enough. Welcome back, Bradley Jackson.

submitted 126 days ago • 0 comments

“Into the Woods” by Stephen Sondheim and James Lapine

submitted 127 days ago • 1 comment

The TV show “Frasier” should have been set in San Francisco rather than Seattle. Especially in the 90s, San Francisco was a better setting for effete wine/food/art/opera snobs. Seattle is is too outdoorsy/casual/grungey.

submitted 127 days ago • 2 comments

those cancelled tv shows you’ll never stop thinking about

submitted 127 days ago • 3 comments

A CHI hair straightener hates to see them coming

submitted 127 days ago • 0 comments

“Monster” (2003) but it’s Charlize Theron, not Julia Roberts

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Age Of Innocence (1993) is the best Scorsese and I will die on this hill

submitted 127 days ago • 1 comment

Carol (2015) but she’s married to Ross

submitted 127 days ago • 1 comment

It’s mostly white people who talk about echo chambers. Maybe you need the internet to meet people with different ideas but the rest of us do not. We know what the “other side” thinks because we deal with it every day! Everywhere! We’re fine. Carry on. Happy Saturday!

submitted 128 days ago • 372 comments

Pop culture/political takes that regularly got 100k+ likes

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Me on Bluesky, so far

submitted 128 days ago • 7 comments

As more millennials become Real Housewives, we’ll see the shift from Lisas to Amandas and Laurens

submitted 128 days ago • 1 comment

I feel like Sally Bowles. This is my Kit Kat Club.

submitted 129 days ago • 1 comment

There will never be a “Joe Rogan for the left” because people on the left have the taste and attention span to engage with art.

submitted 129 days ago • 0 comments

In a just world, we’d have a third Barb & Star movie coming out with a fourth slated for production.

submitted 129 days ago • 1 comment

Conclave but for Sexiest Man Alive

submitted 130 days ago • 0 comments

Looking for my 19,000 followers from the old site here. This is probably what it was like after the Titanic sank.

submitted 130 days ago • 1 comment

This app feels real now that Bald Ann Dowd is here

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Polio coming back means we are one step closer to FDR: The Sequel

submitted 130 days ago • 0 comments

Sounds crazy, no? But here in our village of Anatevka…

submitted 130 days ago • 1 comment

Being Indian with IBS is so embarrassing. I have to tell every server at Indian restaurants to make the food “white mild.” Not to mention when I order takeout, I just use the name “Hannah” so they don’t assume I can handle the extra green chilis.

submitted 130 days ago • 0 comments