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here's today's post: "Bruce Springsteen dissed Dear Leader and MAGA crapped ALL their diapers" — boo fucking hoo, crybabies. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —

from today's post, about MAGA filling their diapers upon learning that Bruce Springsteen called Dear Leader corrupt and treasonous. please read the whole thing, thanks! link is here: bit.ly/45fCebv (and as always, there's a longer excerpt in the alt text)

here's today's post: "‘off with Bruce Springsteen’s head!’ cries Mad King Donny" — it’s day two of this nonsense as President Rage-Baby will not stop whining. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

the people who scream "now is not the time for politics" whenever schoolkids get gunned down seem to be having no problem shitting their political agendas all over Joe Biden's cancer diagnosis. fuck straight off, you ghouls

here's today's post: "it’s time to leave Joe Biden the fuck alone" — Republicans are being shitweasels again. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —

here's today's post: "‘because fuck you, that’s why,’ helpfully explains ICE Barbie" — how does this ninny not know what habeas corpus is? thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

first they came for the white South Africans, and I didn't speak out— because no one is coming for the white South Africans, you deranged paranoid lunatics. what the fuck is wrong with you

here's today's post: "he’s such a fucking embarrassment" — Mad King Donny ambushes South Africa’s President Ramaphosa. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —

oh look, it's today's post: "Mad King Donny’s secret crypto dinner breaks new ground in corrupt fuckery" — the greed goes up to eleven — and stays there. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

from today's post, about the fuckery that went down at the secret crypto greedfest dinner that was held last night at Donny Convict's Virginia golf motel please read the whole thing, thanks! link is here: bit.ly/3Zw1nel (and as always, there's a longer excerpt in the alt text)

look, I may not agree with everything our president says, but I will defend to the death his right to be impeached, removed from office, arrested, stripped of his wealth, tried for his crimes and thrown straight the fuck into prison

from "this week in stupid," my wrap-up of the dumbest fucking shit that happened. Margie Greene loses a battle of wits with an AI, Donny cons crypto dipshits out of millions, and more. please read the whole thing here: bit.ly/4mrrEVf thanks! (and as always, there's a longer excerpt in the alt text)

from today's post, about Mad King Donny's stark barking batshit speech at West Point. please read the whole thing, thanks! link is here: bit.ly/44UbugO (and as always, there's a longer excerpt in the alt text)

here's today's post: "elderly golfer’s brain goes fuckity-bye in batshit West Point speech" — Donny can’t be bothered to act like a human being. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

This is McCarthy era stuff. Just unbelievable.

What's an oligarchy? With Trump's 'Big, Beautiful' bill, we're living in one. My column: www.usatoday.com/story/opinio...

LOL! Chumps.

So you’re telling us the radical transparency people are against… transparency? www.politico.com/news/2025/05...

That can’t be his real hair.

When he showed up to an immigration meeting in Memphis, Kasper Eriksen thought he was on the verge of becoming a citizen. Then ICE arrested the Mississippi father of four, not even giving him a chance to say goodbye to his wife, whisking him away to a prison. @nickjudin.bsky.social reports:

Federal judge dresses down Alina Habba: "Your role is not to secure convictions at all costs, nor to satisfy public clamor, nor to advance political agendas. Your allegiance is to the impartial application of the law, to the pursuit of truth and to the upholding of due process for all."

This is an absolutely fearless move by Springsteen. More stuff like this, please.

The extra-extreme members of the House Budget Committee voted "present" tonight so that the Medicaid-cuts-to-fund-tax-giveaways-for-the-rich bill could pass out of committee 17-16. Tomorrow, flood Capitol Hill switchboards to voice your opposition to this monstrosity. 202-224-3121.

Republicans keep clinging to Joe Biden's health to ignore Donald Trump's decline. "Let me remind everyone that Joe Biden is out of politics, while Donald Trump – the guy babbling incoherently about Bruce Springsteen, Oprah and Bono – has the nuclear codes." www.usatoday.com/story/opinio...

Noted puppy executioner Kristi Noem, the current head of the U.S. Department of Homeland Security, is a walking, babbling example of why putting ignorant and unqualified people in charge of the government might not have been America’s best idea. Habeas whatus? www.usatoday.com/story/opinio...

Thinking about writing a book on how Jake Tapper is too old to do his job, then using my news organization's platform to relentlessly promote said book.

Pentagon announces that it has formally accepted the "palace in the sky" jet from Qatar. Plain and simple violation of the Emoluments Clause without congressional approval. Don't think this is over.

Jesus Christ

You can tell that the One Big Beautiful Bill* is truly beautiful because they’re holding the hearing after midnight * Yes, that’s actually the name

Someone please explain to me how this isn’t a flagrant violation of SCOTUS’ decision in AARP that due process requires more than 24 hours of notice.

The absolute disgrace taking place today in front of cameras in the White House is yet another reminder that for all the talk of Joe Biden's failures, the people who failed America the most are our citizens. Empowering this guy (again) was a foreseeable disaster we'll be lucky to survive.

1:34AM, jacked on addy and dumping word vomit by the gallon. Totally sane, right?

Love these two.

The bond downgrade specifically mentioned this bill as one of the reasons.

Cybertruck owners are realizing they’ll be buried in these things. Tesla admits they lose $35K of value gone after 6,000 miles! That's $5.60 lost every mile driven!

It’s still hard for me to believe that after so many years of deranged posts like this, we’ve still never had a serious national conversation about this man’s mental health.

My painting SPRING RIDE

This is Deku. He's approximately three stories tall. Shedding season is a public health concern. 14/10

Class and dignity in everything.

Air Grift One: Trump Floats His Latest Scam open.substack.com/pub/jimacost...

Stephen Miller, Tom Homan, Kristi Noem and a whole lot of ICE/DHS types is will discover a Strange New Respect for habeas corpus and the rule of law when the 2029 Truth and Reconciliation Commission arrests them for human trafficking, conspiracy, kidnapping, and child abuse.