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rooftopheckler.bsky.social
Liberté, Egalité, Spaghetté Sports Hollerer (Go Cocks, COYS, DUUUVAL), Garbage Food Enthusiast, Enjoyer of Distilled Spirits, Knower of Nothing Important.
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No, this is the most ashamed you've felt as an American *so far*.

submitted 22 hours ago • 119 comments

wait, a south carolina men’s hoops conference win? it’s possible in 2025?

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

not gonna re-share it but if you’ve seen the post on the bad site from our de facto leader it’s clarifying to know he’s fully the most dumbass of business bros we’ve all, if not most, seen a similar directive at some point, that person didn’t do anything useful and was just a waste of space & time

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

as a FL native: draw a 5 foot circle around any being I care about and the answer is everything else

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

gonna be a good night

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

Kim Mulkey rolled in to Texas looking like her Care Bear Power is not seeing race

submitted 12 days ago • 3 comments

and yet again another narrow home loss vs ranked opponent for gamecock men’s hoops 🙃

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Serena Williams was on the field longer today than Harrison Butker.

submitted 19 days ago • 168 comments

@dukesmayobowl.bsky.social

submitted 19 days ago • 5 comments

Rocket Mortgage trying their best to murder Country Roads. Fuck off, creeps.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

how does Rob Manfred get into the celebrity VIP booth? his ass may or may not gain entry to the building imho

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

extremely uninterested in brady’s bullshit argument that flies directly in the face of his whiny bullshit as a player every time somebody breathed on him the call was bad

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

scorebug designed by a 5-year old

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

our actual national anthem sucks the new orleans version of america the beautiful can replace it

submitted 19 days ago • 17 comments

ah well i guess every few years you drop one

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

duke would be 0-10 in sec is what i’m learning

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

acc really is in the dumpster if their top team ranked 2nd nationally can’t take care of a team that lost to the last place sec squad, shameful days for acc hoops

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

A dollar for each yard of the game-winning drive against Clemson culminating in LaNorris Sellers TD. go cocks

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

“let’s make a drink, what shall we do?” *15 minutes later* “negroni it is!” *rinse, repeat every day”

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Andy Biggs or Princess Andrew? dodged a bullet that instead of being named after my grandfather they used that for my middle name instead because…. Donald

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Bowman Gray is an incredible choice for this event that I was totally aware was being held at this venue before yesterday…. *whistles*

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment

late spurs goal? i missed you

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

i require for these games that teams run out breaking thru paper banners AFL-style plz

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

tottenham goals late? in this economy?

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Normalizing spelling out what people actually mean when they cite DEI rather than letting them hide behind the safe cover of a euphemism that's been sapped of meaning

submitted 30 days ago • 314 comments

real thing my wife overheard from a coworker today at office: “I know slavery is wrong, but…” [argument for enslavement of alien lifeforms follows] My guy, if your thought requires that qualifier… DON’T SHARE.

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

the kc hate is just something i guess I will just never get

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

i thought he was closer than the mark but still looked too close to be clear to me

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

when in doubt “i don’t fucking know” is undefeated

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments