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This is a good question. I'm a big hockey fan and haven't watched any. I think it's part that my team isn't in, and part the network it's on, but mostly it's that the season is too long. The Cup needs to be awarded by May 30, max. Preferably sooner.

Day off for Josh Smith. And another one for Jung. He looked pretty ragged against CWS, hopefully he can rest and reboot.

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This is the last thing the BBC needs

@lonestarball.bsky.social Chris Young was on with The Musers this morning. Eovaldi back in another “10-12 days probably”

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I hit 6 yrs booze free a few days ago and didn't realize. Shit still sucks some. Shit's awesome some. Today I had the worst day since I was laid off last February. But drinking never crossed my mind. I open my counter app now to remember I can do hard things. Onward.

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The most pitches thrown in one game by an MLB pitcher this season is 117. Gage Wood of Arkansas threw 119 pitches in his no-hitter today. I have no real opinion on that. Just thought it was mildly interesting.

Did everyone see how often ESPN put up graphics saying this Arkansas pitcher was working on a no-hitter? Just a reminder that jinxes aren’t real.

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Just got to the end of the Friday epi and that’s when I learned there’s no DZ show today.

For the love of God, please stop filming and get these angels their tennis ball!

I'm excited for Ohtani pitching but I think that if I ran the Dodgers I'd prefer that my inner-circle Hall of Fame hitter who is currently en route to his third straight MVP award didn't fuck around with a pursuit that has already caused him to need major elbow surgery twice in a five-year span!

Kumar Rocker is 6 months older than Trey Lance.

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The show @gordonkeith.bsky.social will be a part of. And he will. But we are. And I won’t. www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/j...

Only one golf segment. I’m shocked.

Bored at work for a few. Let’s take a guess at the Musers run sheet for the day 6:00-golf 6:15-ODeck 6:40-fake JKidd from Friday 6:55-Rangers 7:15-Muse News 7:35-Wknd Digest 7:55-golf 8:15-Father’s Day something 8:40-Fake Tiger 8:55-the end

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The Dodgers just announced that Shohei Ohtani will start tomorrow’s game.

In the span of like 4 hours, Kyle Harrison went from "getting ready to face Shohei Ohtani" to "enjoy Worcester." Now that's a day.

I don’t schedule vacations around the trade deadline because that’s ridiculous. What if the Giants make a big trade? It’s better to schedule vacations for mid-June, when nothing happens.

And the Red Sox just traded Devers to the Giants

Love a perfectly symmetrical box score

Very nice 5-1 week for the Rangers. Back to .500 on the season. And their next three series are against the mediocre Royals then the dreadful Pirates and Orioles. Plenty of room on the bandwagon if you want to hop back on.

I do not. I am polite. I say ‘good morning’ and ‘please’ and ‘thank you’. But I do not ask them questions because that’s what I would like from them- courtesy but no small talk questions.

Burger’s Pickle Juice Revives Rocker could be a @rollingstone.com headline