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Hi, I am rootcat (he/him)| Posts in German/English| Redteamer/Hacker| Shitpost through your firewall| Team Orca| My Opinions belong to the fey folk| 🌈 | https://rootcat.de/ |
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My plans for the weekend

Mentally I'm here

A new blogpost about backdoors and persistance in AWS accouts. This time I even found some other mad cloudhacker to nerd with me. It's long, weird and has a cute cat in it. Come and read it folks. rootcat.de/blog/thecatf...

When I say I got that dog in me, this is what he looks like:

Member when Intelbroker dumped a bunch of stuff from Cisco, and was saying they played weird games with him. Rootcatfarm remembers. Well now, Kraken seems also pissed and sayin the same, backing that up with NTLM admin hashes and Kerberos Ticket Granting account.

Sure, I drop MDMA with you and go nuts with you to *checks notes* squirrel wawa techno sounds.

Ich empfehle die garantiert unaufgeregten Plots zur Sonntagsfrage von D. Kriesel. Die Schlagseitenanalysen sind auch toll. dkriesel.com/sonntagsfrage

Game studio announcements be like, “We laid off all your favourite devs! But don’t worry, all the people actually responsible for the horrible decision-making that led to this massive failure are staying on :) and they will still be driving their new Porsches :) all is well!!!!!”

This could be us, but you're busy exploiting Palo Alto Bootloader

Sure, I drop MDMA with you and go nuts with you to *checks notes* squirrel wawa techno sounds.

I hope this email finds you well How the email found me

Festellung des Jahres: Daten mit fast 40 und Katzenallergie haben kann ich nicht empfehlen.

Hello, yes I recommend this song to you www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMBO...

So when you have a migraine and order pizza with Jalapeño on it, cause you are too dead to cook, I can not recommend to somehow rub Jalapeño in you're eye. Nope, turns out this does not help the migraine. 0/7 Experience.

Me any time someone asks me if I have heard of the recent vendor vuln

Sorry, not sorry

This could be us, but you're busy exploiting Ivanti Connect Secure. Again.

Am I the only one, who once a year has the urge to play Sims again, just to live out my wildest fantasies such as - Owning an appartment - Have a full fridge - Acutally going on a date - Fix my leaking toilet or are you normal?

Like fools we clung to the old hatreds, and fought as we had for generations. Until the day the sky rained fire... and a new enemy came among us. We stand now, upon the brink of destruction... for the Reign of Chaos has come at last.

Omigod. My fellow nerds and nerdettes, I finally made it. My first pornbot follower, just now. I like to thank my mom, god, hideo kojima and the studio behind baldurs gate 3 ....

Companies be like: We need you to think outside the box - but also use corporate design! Integrate into our strict internal hierarchies, stick to office hours and of course follow the ways we do things, given to us by the ancestors. Now go be creative honey 😘

The best Hacking book I read this year was actually Terry Pratchett's Going Postal. And yes, I know I am late to the party.

Password spraying that OWA login, sitting in your underwear on the sofa, while listening to ungodly techno