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Football. Films. Pints.
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House shopping with me must be a nightmare for the other half. Past few houses have been vetoed for me already having shagged or taken ket in them

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

No finished yet, but I'll tell you now that tanning yer shin is some graft.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Just realised that I only had a red bull, a coffee, and 2 cocodamol for lunch. I feel like a 90s supermodel.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Came in 12 pints deep last night and made a bolognese to put in the slow cooker overnight. Wish I knew how I made it as it's far superior to anything I've made before.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Made a green tea this morning and forgot about it. Just in from the gym and was making a protein shake. Did I maximise my fluid intake efficiency and mix them? Absolutely.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Sounds as though I had a completely normal one at the wedding I was at on Saturday. Least I didn't get my own piece out I suppose..

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

"Slight deflection" 😂

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Just had to stir my coffee at work with a bread knife as somebody has lifted all the other cutlery. I'm all about health and safety.

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

This is my first season watching The Traitors and by fuck it's some dunt.

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

Tell ye something, Kyogo no really celebrating his goals the day fair makes me sad inside.

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

In the soft play bit and cunts are eating steak pies and burgers at just past 11am. Mental.

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

Rhiannons just came in and asked why I'm watching yesterday's darts final already knoeing who has won. She read first thing this morning that Littler won apparently.

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

Rhiannons mum knocking late Christmas presents out of the park with a jar of this delightful stuff 🤤

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

Tell ye something, working through 10 pints of 6.8% beer is a slog.

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

Was gonny say I'm looking forward to what 2025 will bring but I'm fucking certain it'll be a hangover.

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

Got sent out in the pissing rain to the pharmacy. Jokes on her indoors, the pharmacy is next to the local taproom.

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

Double espresso martini stout. 8.4%. What a treat.

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

Heading away for the bells and have been staring blankly at the cabinet for 15 minutes now trying to decide what I want to have when the time comes..

submitted 65 days ago • 1 comment

Ti's the season 🍍 ⚽️

submitted 67 days ago • 1 comment

Decided to have a healthy one tonight with tomorrow's inevitable gluttony. I present to you the pigs in blankets, turkey and Stilton pizza.

submitted 69 days ago • 1 comment

More evidence that Yang is just fairly crap.

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

All I'm taking from today's lineup is Carter-Vickers can't handle his drink

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

Fury is a pure pie of a man so happy with that.

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

Weans in bed. Darts. Pizza. Beers. Superb.

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

Aston Villa are going to slap us about next month, eh?

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

Wife away out tonight which means I get to whip up a carbonara for me and the weans. Superb.

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

Folk at work upping their elf on the shelf game 🏆 🍀

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

Lalo Salamanca. What a character!

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

Within 15 minutes of Brendan Rodgers introducing a Catholic to the field we scored a goal. Happened 3 times today. Can never have too many catholics in your team.

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

Up sharp to mix up a garlic honey chicken for the slow cooker. House will smell glorious when I'm back from the football later. Regardless of result, my tea will be class.

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

Went to grab a stout from the fridge there. I've the choice between one that's 11%, 10%, 9.5%, or 8.8%.

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

Swear the oldest wean has a steak related sixth sense. That's about 3 weeks on the trot she's brought herself downstairs claiming starvation just as we're about to get tore in.

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

Zagreb, it's been a pleasure ✈️ 🍺

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

Patiently waiting for my bedtime noodles

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

Ross. 35. Hobbies: getting steaming abroad.

submitted 82 days ago • 1 comment

Early bird catches the worm #Zagreb

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

35 year old and my old man is still slipping me a hundred euro before celtic trips abroad to "get yourself a pint". He's some man!

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

Hawd the bus. Are the huns singing Crossmaglen?!

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

Someone needs to synthesize and sell bottled toddler energy. My one was up for about 4 hours straight spewing last night. Thought I'd be due a lie in, but 7am her eyes popped open and she was ready for the day. How?!

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

It was between that or Muhammad

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

We allowed to start calling CCV and Trusty the twin towers?

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

Fuck those miserable northern Aberdeen bastards. You've had your fun few months, but now you're back battling for 3rd place.

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

That's my christmas day sorted 🤤 🍺

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

This isn't meant to be an us v them tweet, but by fuck the difference in quality between the Champions League and Europa League is mental.

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments