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routeless.bsky.social
Great with maps but no idea where my life is going. Love mid century furniture and collecting nostalgia. Aspires to be a competitive woodchopper and am awesome at assembling IKEA furniture.
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That moment when I realise I will never have 3 boyfriends named Patrick. One can only dream of being this fabulous.

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

Keep having brief delusional moments of "Might be nice to take a holiday & visit mates in the US" then I remember that It's safer as a woman visiting any other country DFAT has issued a travel warning about. My "Yeah nah yeah" becomes "Nah yeah nah". Too many (cough) freedoms for me over there..

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

Just discovered an inverse doorway effect. Calling it the Sleepytime effect. 1. Follow routine sleep hygiene steps 2. Get nice & comfy in bed in your jimjams 3. Place head on your pillow 4. Surprise motherf**kers - you left your washing out on the line & it's probably going to rain. Shit. 🫠

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

Dear god now she claims our government is calling for her head. Dumbass should've posted a ukelele apology video and stopped the DARVO trope. Would have blown over faster than her current wildfire is burning. Proof of infamy not needed because the entire world knows exactly who with one image.

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

The irony…

submitted 87 days ago • 39 comments

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