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I'm bad with computers, hate talking on the phone, and generally don't like people. So naturally, I got a job where I use a computer, and talk on the phone to people.
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Isn't banging on drums a form of "playing"? Either you're playing the drums, or you're playing with drums. Either way, you're still playing, even if you just bang on your drum all day.

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Look, I resisted doing anything on my phone except call and text for the longest time. And I still don't like it, and avoid it when possible. But my bank makes me do certain things only on my phone, and without this particular bank and that service, I would not have survived the last 6 months.

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Told my cat to wipe his own butt, so he obliged by wiping it all over the living room floor.

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Cat refuses to eat the food in his bowl, but if I put that same food in a container that once held treats, and pour it on the table, he can't get enough.

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When I was a cashier, I had a girl come through with a full basket (not the hand held or the full cart, but the half cart size), and when she was done checking out, she says, "No, I don't need a bag, I'm a waitress", and literally walked out with everything stacked on her arms.

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As a native English speaker, I fucking hate English. I'm trying to write a post using the word "tear" and I realized that, in context, it could be interpreted as either "tear" or "tear". So I try to find a synonym for "tear", and all I get are synonyms for "tear".

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Has anyone considered the possibility that all these Nobel Prize winning economists know more about the economy than the fat dude who bankrupts casinos?

submitted 2 days ago • 168 comments

Great. Now we get to see what happens when they don't.

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Poor drunk lady can't even say "wolf".

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Trump Boasts About Strong-Arming Trump Into Pausing Tariffs

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No, it's because he started losing money, too.

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Have recently realized that my natural laugh is Voldemort's laugh from Deathly Hallows. Not sure how to feel about this.

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Dear Not USA: Please stop referring to Trump as America. HE is doing these things. Not us. Yes, we failed to stop him from being elected, but even the people that voted for him didn't want this (they're dumb), and they make up less than 1/3 of the country.The rest of us are reasonable minded humans.

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There’s some truth here.

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