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New TV Show Idea

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

This joke about doors hinges on how much you hate puns.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Eight-year-old me thought this is what vacations should look like. Anything else was a disappointment.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Looking to assault all your senses at once? Try airport bathrooms!

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

Eight-year-old me thought this is what vacations should look like. Anything else was a disappointment.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Bah, lovebug.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

I always forget that @dcpierson.bsky.social is officially part of the MCU in Winter Soldier. When will Aaron return as super villain The Genius?!

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

In Italy, the first single from In Utero was "Heart-Shaped Pizza."

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Dating Tip: Women love rebellious guys, so next time you take out a flash drive, don’t even “Safely Remove Hardware” first.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

This joke about doors hinges on how much you hate puns.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

@joshruben.bsky.social and company had me at “Scrooged meet-cute.” (JK. They had me at the big dumb hat in the opening scene. Spot on wardrobe choice.) Go see the first rom-com slasher!

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New TV Show Idea

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

This is all a little too close to the Buffy season where the nerds try to clumsily become super villains but end up doing something unimaginably horrific.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

This might as well be the playbook for what has been and is happening. Excellent, quick read with historical context.

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

No easy feat to stretch one story into 10 minutes and pack it full of jokes, asides AND funny social commentary. Worth a watch!

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

How do their paws even reach the handlebars?

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Please Choose Your Valentine's Day Photo Background: - Cute "I WUV U" Bears - Roses - Burial Plot - Cute "I WUV U" Bears Burial Plot

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

I spent the morning making calls to my reps via 5 calls (and will continue to do so) to let them know that I’m pissed off. I highly recommend it. ACLU donations also seem important. These actions may seem futile, but I’d rather look back and know I tried something rather than regret doing nothing.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

I always loved the mutual admiration between Kendrick and Bowie. You can actually see a lot of parallels in their creative processes and output. Wish Bowie could have seen that performance last night.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Very glad boot cut jeans are back, because I have such extremely large, muscular calves. Trust me. They're amazing but I don't like showing them off, so don't check.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Sometimes I'll just make thumbnail graphics for YouTube videos that don't exist.

submitted 16 days ago • 342 comments

Saw 49 Winchester last night. Great show, but all I could think about was how much the guitarist looks like @pftompkins.bsky.social

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

SENATE CONFIRMS MORE PEOPLE WHO HATE YOU, HAPPINESS AND "GIVING A LITTLE WAVE WHEN SOMEONE LETS THEM GO FIRST AT A 4-WAY STOP."

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

As someone who counts Jason Lives as one of my favorite films (not just horror…ALL films), this is very exciting news.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

He, of course, gets a pass because he rhymes "doo doo" with "yoo hoo" in not one, but TWO different songs!

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

Thursdays are for taking a moment to ponder why Mike D rhymed "commercial" with "commercial" in "Pass The Mic."

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

At the absolute least, we’re gonna get some fucking great punk music out of this in a few years.

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

At the absolute least, we’re gonna get some fucking great punk music out of this in a few years.

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

If my view of "this all sucks and no one is doing anything about it" isn't represented, can I bring back the whole TAXATION WITHOUT REPRESENTATION thing?

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

Keep saying creepy! Call them Musk's bloodboys! This is better!

submitted 18 days ago • 312 comments

Filed under “Weird-Ass Double Bills That Somehow Make Sense And I Wish I Could Have Been There”

submitted 19 days ago • 2 comments

Bought two new pairs of jeans today, so I'm good in that category for the next 40 or so years.

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

Rich evil idiots who think they're smart are my least favorite type of rich evil idiots.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments