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Wait, Balatro is pronounced "Bal-A-tro" and not "Bu-LAt-tro"?

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This is the future they stole from us

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me when i see pictures of goats climbing on things

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Bethesda out here re-releasing yet another old Elder Scrolls game without any details of ES6 in sight

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Thinking about the bike share rentals from a few years back (Lime, Bird, etc). Clearly very popular, showing a latent demand for biking in the country. But it also exposed how shitty bike infrastructure is. The result was then people fighting for 5-10% of the street space, ignore 90% given to cars

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You expect the FBI’s Mass Shooter Cultivation Division to just use gmail?

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If you ever doubt that Joe Rogan is a right wing propagandist, just read the Joe Rogan Experience subreddits, they're like Nextdoor for 30-year-old incels

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Today's anodyne hot take: Dark Phoenix is better X-Men film than Apocalypse, First Class and Last Stand Don't know why it got the hate it did

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Marvel must be desperate if they're making a movie with the initials FF centered around family

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"Kids are going apeshit at Minecraft movies" sure, good. they're a generation that is going to be starting their adult lives as the Boomer plot to destroy society comes to fruition so let 'em go nuts at a dumb movie

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Mood #caturday

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I won't trust any eugenicists who doesn't have the guts to start with themselves

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Not to body shame or anything but there is a huge gulf between what this man looks like and how his followers draw him

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(while deep in a GOP dungeon) CELLMATES: ...And that's why all of this can be blamed on President Obama ME: That's great. Hey do you think the guard will yell at us if we eat our toenails?

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I know hindsight is 20/20 and all that but Obama should have been kicking down conservative's doors and sending them to reeducation camps

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Just gonna take the month's long from Marvel as a rejection of my original character of Weed Richards, the Mr. Fantastic of Earth-420

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Would Professor X support DOGE? He runs a school where none of the teachers are certified, hell some of them are just murder hobos he picked up off the street. It's clear that career standards and regulations aren't his bag On the other hand, the government did produce Sentinels...

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Reddit has started suggesting the Joe Rogan subreddit for some reason, and as far as I can tell it's a retirement home for smooth-brained morons

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Humans weren't meant to trudge in mindless labor day after day. They were meant to roll a boulder up a hill that would roll back down right before we reached the top Sometimes we also grasp at fruit just out of reach while we're so desperately hungry

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The Chinese government actively taking measures to protect their citizens from Marvel. Another win for the CCCP

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Nice, functional economy you got there. Be a real shame if something were to happen to it

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I hope the guy who wrote the "children yearn for the mines" tweet got paid for his joke

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I don't think there are that many universally held human beliefs, but "Don't fuck with remote tribes of people" seems to have overwhelming support

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For too long I found the act of going to the grocery store and deciding which food to get to be a huge mental burden. That's why I'm thankful god-king Trump has made the sinful temptation of a balanced, healthy diet too expensive to tempt me

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"keep calm and carry on" was always gonna be a hard sell in america, but i don't think anybody's gonna take stiff upper lip "don't think of it as meat rationing, think of it as a potato feast" bullshit from president golden toilet

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I can't be the only person who didn't understand that Professor X was disabled because my 9-year-old self didn't understand the giant yellow hover tank was supposed to be a wheelchair

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My first thought when i saw that "Trump considering tariff pause" post was that considering a pause was not the same as doing a pause. My second thought was then "Is there an actual source on this?" Anyway my point is that the people who control the economy are dumber than me

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Most rational economic system

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Can't believe I spent all my time worrying about whether social security would still exist when it was my time to retire when in reality I should have worried about whether there would even be an economy to retire in to

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Shocked to find out a guy who converted to Christianity and joined the conservatives is a predator

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dick sucking factory closing down bc of tariffs, end of an era 😪

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Starting to think the measles outbreak is Texas isn't just the result of people being anti-vaccine but being actively pro-measles

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Thanking Trump for liberating people from their retirement savings

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Nintendo looking at the lack of a Bloodbourne sequel

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me to the united states: this could be us but you playin’

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Can't wait to see Bill & Ted's Bodacious Waiting For Godot on Broadaway

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Everyone posting beloved Val Kilmer roles and I just want to give some love to Macgruber (2010) youtu.be/0WoyXBXCqdg?...

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omg, it's real you guys

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