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rozswallows.bsky.social
My mom would swear we’re watching the antichrist at work. Meanwhile I enjoy triggering his minions. ffts
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Religion is just the worst-played, ongoing game of ‘Telephone’…

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🐍🐍🐍🐍 “…solid 4-snake performances…”

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Am I wrong?

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Murdered everyone in the name of god, because god ‘told him to.’ [Poseidon giggles, because he wrote this next line in the movie adaptation…]

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Bumper sticker from the archives…

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Seriously… That’s animal abuse… smh

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2nd verse, Same as the 1st…

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That really is excellent advice, right??

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He’s currently on the Bitcoin level of the game…

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Conned again. (Zeus chortles.)

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The way he’s looking at that cactus… Probably reminds him of Ivanka in the Bahama Years… which means Mexico is gonna lose that gd cactus…

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Ah, dinner parties…

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Crossword clue: Revenge industry for certain strippers?

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OH. It’s a very real ‘thing’… Someone PLEASE take down the hijackers…

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I always wanted her to grab her skirt up with her right hand, mule kick that bitch behind her - right in her noise hole - then just keep walking… ‘next’…

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When Americans work together… 🇺🇸🇲🇽

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In my 20s, this was called a ‘side job’… I’m told…

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BE the martyr…

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