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Decided I dont want to wait anymore

I miss the days when the only thing i knew about the USA was that a large part of the population was overweight

I need to skip forward until im on e, I fucking cant anymore man

This Cybertruck did not crash. It made a heartfelt and perhaps ill-advised gesture that, in the moment, might have been misinterpreted as a crash, but we should not rush to judgement.

Hi everyone. The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars. We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website. We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off. I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.

What I need leftists to understand is that for Trump Voters the worst thing politics can do is change your disposable income. Thats why they dont understand how someone could break up with frieds/ family over politics

Study

This is a great poem by Danielle Coffyn. IF ADAM PICKED THE APPLE

Video games need a "We noticed you stopped playing this game six months ago but have picked it up again today. Here's a quick tutorial of all the basic controls you forgot and need to know in order to keep playing the game from this current point" feature

Did not expect the goat Marx to start following me on Twitter

On my bed. Straight up "drawing it" and by "it" haha well. Let's just say. Absolutely nothing

to the bone

Bringing back Zagreus for the #Hades2 update

There is no one I beef with harder than the version of me from the supermarket earlier in the day that decided home me wouldn’t need a little snack later.

Bouncing on it in a way that makes the downstairs neighbours annoyed

"Bluesky is just like 2011 Tumblr" We will not apologize for having wonder and whimsy and joy in our hearts

Slay

you should always hire the trans candidate over the cis candidate because the trans candidate will have a proven track record of being a self starter who thinks outside the box and will likely have extensive experience with fax machines

Cat!

"We want grandchildren" Best I can do is drink iced coffee & find a raccoon outside

Medusa and Nike #overwatch

Love my tl just being full of people discovering how much better bluesky is lol

when the brands come to bsky scare them off by spamming alf cock in their replies