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I’ve got junk in my trunk. Also, jumper cables
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Is February over yet?

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

If Trump keeps this up, the baby name Tarrif is going to not be popular one day

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Despite what the kids in my 5th grade yearbook hoped, I never once got laid in the shade

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Did you know crocs have a sports mod? Wish my underwater did. This is all I can do right now, it’s been a shit week

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Can’t wait for the Spirit Halloweens new Elon Musk nazi salute costume.

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

It’s almost next year, take your Christmas lights n shit down now. Thank you

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

There will be fully grown adults that WILL get frisbees for Christmas.

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

Merry Christmas

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

He could not figure out how to put air in a car tire but yeah, cool, run the country. That’s rad

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

Fight Fight Fight Cologne from Trump will definitely give you skin tags

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

Dammit! They gave me 2 meatball subs instead of the cob salad I ordered. Oh well….

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

I think Nick Fuentes is right where he wants to be. In prison, with penises. Lots of penises

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

So I guess you can’t bring in your own semen from home to donate.

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

All the old white guys need to get a new look. It’s boring

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

There’s no in and out when wife goes to a restroom.

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

I cannot tighten my glasses because I need my glasses to tighten the screw. Things a serious issue

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

How many times do you think Trump will misspell Fluoride by spelling Florida

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

Hahaha its Cool to know heroin is ok but fuck fluoride

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

“Well I’m done eating…. Please get out of my house now” Me

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

I wish they made left handed drum sticks. This is ridiculous

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

So are my pubes gray, or grey?

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

I’m almost thinking republicans are the problem…..

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

I think Trump will be the first president that will make an executive order to merge all three (there, they’re, and their) words into one because it’s too confusing for his followers

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

Sporks in the silverware drawer. You’re welcome.

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

I just told he kid “I know what I’m doing” I never know what I’m doing. Like, ever

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

I really think Thanksgiving Porterhouse should be a thing. Turkey sucks

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

My new favorite thing is videos of people smelling smelling salt.

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

I have so many taco sauces in my glove box

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

I’ll approve of Trump if I can see him build a book case From IKEA.

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

I’ll always make too much spaghetti. Always

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

Does Sunny D still have solar energy? Google it

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

I stopped at a 4 way stop sign and waited for a green light. Yeah…..

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

So who’s the top And who’s the bottom? And does Elon Musk go around the diaper or under it?

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

Punched a heavy bag for 20 Minutes and I’ve realized I’m gonna have to be a victim instead….

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments