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Writer, geek, alien worm controlling a flesh bag of mostly water, thoughts are his own #TCMParty #StewARama #CultShelf
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I’m sure Picard won’t get crapped on for this massive blunder a few episodes down the line. #TNGSunNight

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“Dr. Maddox, I don’t wish to alarm you, but Lieutenant Worf heard about these messages to you and wanted to share with you that you will never see the halls of Sto’Vo’Kor. That seems a little presumptive on his part.” #TNGSunNight

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“Also, Dr. Maddox, I told Commander Riker about our correspondence. I cannot repeat of all of what he said, except he suggested you commit a sexual act to yourself.” #TNGSunNight

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Well, it was fun while it lasted? Thanks @sonofkaras.bsky.social ! I’ll be hosting THE MUTHERS on Tuesday and THE WAILING on Friday for #CultShelf ! Have a great rest of the weekend, gang! #SpaceApeCinema

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I guess all the punks go to prison. Case closed. #SpaceApeCinema

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You know, the random violence and murder for these punks was always gonna end randomly too. #SpaceApeCinema

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I think this is the climax? Right? #SpaceApeCinema

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Man, this soundtrack really wants to milk every last minute out of that song. #SpaceApeCinema

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Switched to YouTube because of a freeze up. #SpaceApeCinema youtu.be/gSs_8tWLsP0?...

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It can’t really be that hard for the cops to find a group of people dressed like that in Mexico, right? #SpaceApeCinema

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This movie paid for the one punk song, you better believe they’re gonna get the most they can out of it! #SpaceApeCinema

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Getting the itch to watch THE WARRIORS after this. #SpaceApeCinema

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That’s also the same thing that happened to studio executives who greenlit KRAVEN THE HUNTER after they saw the opening weekend box office. #SpaceApeCinema

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This might be the cleanest orgy in a cave I’ve seen since ZABRISKIE POINT. #SpaceApeCinema

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Oh, we got the interpretative dance portion of our biker punk party. #SpaceApeCinema

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Those punks from PUNK VACATION would get their ass beat in this movie. #SpaceApeCinema

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“Sooooo, we got more orgy time in our future?” #SpaceApeCinema

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No, it’s not that they don’t believe you, it’s that they don’t care. #SpaceApeCinema

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Sure, they brought their own band gear for this thing. #SpaceApeCinema

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Now that would probably be me at the orgy. #SpaceApeCinema

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Well, you gotta have at least one corrupt cop. #SpaceApeCinema

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Considering my high bar for foreign movies about motorcycle driving punks is CRAZY THUNDER ROAD, we’ll see how this measures up. #SpaceApeCinema

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SAMCRO these guys aren’t. #SpaceApeCinema

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Here for some Mexican bikers that aren’t the Mayans on #SpaceApeCinema

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I mean, it’s not like they killed all the salt monsters. #TOSSatNight

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“Could Nancy take this?” “YES, SHE ACTUALLY CAN, SPOCK! I’VE SEEN IT!” #TOSSatNight

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“He’s saltless. He tastes horrible now.” #TOSSatNight

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Apparently he got some chili peppers, maybe some taco seasoning, I mean jeez, show. #TOSSatNight

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I mean, if some lady you just met is really jonesing for salt like a junkie, start asking more questions. #TOSSatNight

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“Captain’s Log: To be clear, I really didn’t know half the stuff that is happening right now…” #TOSSatNight

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Darnell, you really should have mentioned her hair. That would have saved your life. #TOSSatNight

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So now that we’ve seen a better version of the finale to SIGNS, thanks #riffotronic gang!

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So, they made an unstoppable killing machine that dies when exposed to water? #riffotronic

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Oh man, did this turn into the final act of THE SUBSTANCE? #riffotronic

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He’s a big fan of Louise from Bob’s Burgers. #riffotronic

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Well, she learned the corporate ladder is filled with dangerous Syngenors. #riffotronic

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You know, she didn’t say anything about Carter being high as hell. #riffotronic

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The last few days are gonna put Norton Cyderdyne’s quarterly profits in the toilet. #riffotronic

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The meetings at DOGE headquarters, man. #Riffotronic

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Nice of the monster to stop moving and become a dummy before it got blown up. #riffotronic

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Um, okay was she dreaming that before she slapped him and why was she walking seductively toward her dead uncle, and… #riffotronic

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That dude got turned to blood mist! DAMN! #riffotronic

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Well that was a good head shot. Donnie got fired. #riffotronic

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“I told you we needed more than five security soldiers, but NOOOOO! You wanted ‘efficency’ and to save money!” #riffotronic

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The corporation finally sprung enough cash for…four dudes to kill this monster. #Riffotronic

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