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He/Him. Too much trouble for 5' 7. Pure chaos and shenanigans encased in rubber (and occasionally leather) Kinks include: Fisting | White socks | Bator | Gooner | Cum denial Not kink: DnD, crochet, cooking, music 👨‍❤️‍👨 @dirtypiglet.bsky.social
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I've always wanted to see The Corrs live, and I've always wanted to see a concert at the Royal Albert Hall. On the 28th of March I'm fulfilling a dream!

Running total so far: $230 as of last night :)

Regarding the current state of affairs... Am I writing a 5e one-shot of a group of friends that somehow ended up owning a small beach-side restaurant and whose objective is to surprise special guests with exotic dishes? Yes, yes, I am.

Today was the longest amount of time in 3 years I spent wearing pants. And ⬇️ immediately when I got home

On other happier topics... Who am I seeing at Hunter this Friday?

I had a very disappointing conversation with my mother today. She said "woke culture" unironically, so I decided to confront her. I asked her what she meant by "woke culture" and she said "you know, create and use pronouns that don't exist in Spanish" I said " yeah, but language evolves"

"You're not my surreal Dad!"

Transgender references removed from Stonewall monument website www.bbc.com/news/article... I stand with my Trans friends. Rewriting history and cultural vandalism. History indeed is repeating itself

The pages that are set to be revived include information for patients about HIV testing and HIV prevention medication, guidance on contraceptives and data on adolescent and youth mental health.

Google Calendar has removed key cultural events from their site including: • Pride Month • Black History Month • Holocaust Remembrance Day • Jewish Heritage • Hispanic Heritage • Indigenous People Month

Me (as a cat)

I didn't stand a chance with this toy.. but it didn't stop me trying🥵😈 Extended video available on JFF!😝 justfor.fans/SKL__30

On this #MonochromeMonday... I got to the office and couldn't make coffee because the sockets had tripped. What a way to start a Monday... But now they work, so the universe balance is restored

One day you're young and hip, and the next you're excited because you've booked to watch a Bach concert with Pancakes for Shrove Tuesday

My legs are going to be SO SORE tomorrow

Well, that's me uninstalling Chrome and stopping using Google as browser. Back to Firefox and Bing, I guess. I've been a staunch supporter of Google for years, but they can fuck off: www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...