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WARNING: This account is canon. Ru, 35, she/they/her/them. 18+ for lewd language and themes. Occasionally writes. Poison Ivy in 'The People's Joker'.
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an even earlier Dexter prequel set inside his dad's balls

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every living organism should team up & work together to make a big sword for Godzilla

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paying the right people the big bucks to do the big work (inventing a special type of glass that only insects can see through called 'special insect glass')

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me on the codec: Snake, that’s a tree. It’s a sort of plant that’s big and made of wood. solid snake: Interesting

submitted 105 days ago • 4 comments

"The world was scary. Worse. I was scary in it. In a body I had no clue how to handle." Monstrilio by Gerardo Sámano Córdova might be my fave read of 2024. This exploration of grief, queerness, family, desire and belonging made my heart ache a little.

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remaking the guy from neutral milk hotel but giving him an obsession about refried beans or cake or something instead of anne frank

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nw:

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Microdosing walking by looking

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Patrick Stewart in an advert for pigs: "make it sow"

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I’m in the echo chamber saying “I’m proud of you” and rubbing one out

submitted 111 days ago • 14 comments

Just finished The Penguin, fantastic television, truly.

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(teenager walking out of the theater in 1977) one day my kid is gonna post images of Yoda eating pussy on the internet

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they're doing this to me tomorrow

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moving to Brinewood (the Hollywood of brine)

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments

it’s simple. the clown sells you meat. the little stripes man wants to steal the meat. there is a large smiling mound, purple mound, and we don’t know what he does. but we trust him

submitted 115 days ago • 37 comments

I’m an elder millennial so I refer to the 4th wall as Vern.

submitted 115 days ago • 12 comments

if I ever see Paddington I'm gonna be all like:

submitted 112 days ago • 0 comments

We're making an Oilman movie about a man made out of oil

submitted 112 days ago • 1 comment

finished S3 of Industry and I didn't feel like it was anywhere near as strong or focused as the first 2 it's got some big-swings and twists, but they just sorta make the whole thing feel trashier and less interesting I'm sick rn tho, so idk maybe it's that ignore me pls

submitted 112 days ago • 0 comments

i don't have an internal monologue i kinda just get flashes of burritos like that akira get out of my head scene

submitted 112 days ago • 2 comments

my back hair grew in shaped like angel wings

submitted 113 days ago • 1 comment

*pointing at a graveyard* There used to just be one giant carrot here, but then people started dying and they needed somewhere to put them so they set fire to the carrot and that's why fire is orange...sad.

submitted 112 days ago • 0 comments

Fallout Boy should be forced to record a new version of We Didn't Start The Fire every single day until nothing remains and all are dust

submitted 112 days ago • 1 comment

Al Pacino Moreno

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Is this real?!?!

submitted 424 days ago • 0 comments

This post is a bluesky exclusive. An exblueskyve, if you will.

submitted 505 days ago • 1 comment

*pacing back and forth in the blu ray section of the local big box* Oh god oh shit, is any of this media 'social'?

submitted 542 days ago • 1 comment

rippin', dippin' and gleamin' the cube

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Going to art school on a Basquiatball scholarship* *I tweeted this like two weeks ago, but I didn't have anything interesting or new to post here so...

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'Talk To Me' but it's a foot and ya gotta suck it

submitted 583 days ago • 1 comment

a lot of sneeze guards are retired sneeze cops

submitted 591 days ago • 5 comments

eating toes at the margaritaville 'toes only' location, drinking a margaritoe

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Men in Black but their whole thing is that they erase people's memories of pooping and make it so that the whole world doesn't know about poop

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discourse? nah dissection *lays on medical examiners table, smiling expectantly*

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