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rubyclimber.bsky.social
These are the times that try skaters' souls. I've rarely met a woman I didn't fall in love with, on some level, whether for 10 minutes or 10 years. I’m one of the Little Lebowski Urban Achievers. ADHD af
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would you still love me if i became a bloomscrolling account

She’s a 10 but she cackles like a mad scientist during sex.

Anna Kendrick is a fucking delight

Memory is a wonderful thing if you don't have to deal with the past....

I just adjusted the volume on my iPad because the screen was too bright. Apparently that’s the phase of life I‘m in now.

Not enough people use the word indefatigable

I offset my average looks with my mediocre personality…..so, yeah, I’ve got that going for me.

MAGA: blah blah blah Me: I’m sorry, what language are you speaking? It sounds like bullshit

I think that young girl hits Bill Belichick

time to make the reskeets

The Hoof GP > Nate the Hoof Guy Because everything is more magical in the UK.

I would wade through a thousand rivers of "hey" DMs to be near you, my darling.

MAGA (elected officials): Let’s create an Anti-Furry ban to keep schools from giving kids litter boxes Sane People: Provide an example of when that ever happened MAGA: …. Me: The amount of people who believe bullshit is unreal www.yahoo.com/news/the-fur...

maybe i shouldn't skeet my super secret war plans on bluesky dot com

i found a nice place for us to rest

let me take a bite out of this day before it eats me all up

Doc says my eye isn't lazy but the rest of me is

Wife: Work is giving us pizza today to show their appreciation. Me: Sounds a lot like those Severance waffle parties. Wife: *dies*

The perfect tweets 👩‍🍳💋

this sounds familiar:

my current status:

Now that I've seen what you look like, I'm glad I'm not following you.

They always build you up before they tear you down.

Sometimes I wonder why people do what they do then I remember that they can go fuck themselves. ❤️🩷💚🧡💙💛💜💚❤️🩷🧡💙🩷

I’m going to pop some nuggs in the oven tonight and make some poutine. Self care requires a lot of gravy.

Whatever I say might be annoying. All depends on how much I want you to be annoyed.

If nobody told you today - you're looking good, just not for your age. *older

Take that you motherless mother fucker!

new studies show drinking white wine lowers the chances of cardiac events which makes me immortal

skeletal sakura

I have a love/hate relationship with kids. I love mine and hate everybody else's.

Bluesky needs more cow bell.

mute YOU? i don't mute my mutuals 🤍

Feeling emotionally wrecked right now. Not sure why.