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me when it’s saturday

Somebody on the Squid Game subreddit is currently trying to argue that the contestants can’t be eliminated for finding a loophole in a game, because it wouldn’t be fair. Buddy I have some news for you about the entire premise of the show.

kinda shit i got going on i wouldn’t even notice

Losing my mind over the way Chrome translated this Italian senator’s name

But WHY did he leave the group chat

If you're mocking somebody without naming them and it's not me please add "Not you Jim." to your post. Thank you.

the “but her emails” libs are going nuts today and to be honest they deserve it

please don’t text me war plans, because I’m actually at capacity right now and I don’t think I can hold appropriate space for you. do you have someone else you could reach out to?

me and the spider that lives on my window sill just saw each other. I don’t think that was supposed to happen. I don’t think this is good for either of us

I watch the same shit over and over again sometimes because it’s nice to definitively know what’s fucking going on for a guaranteed amount of time

And they said it couldn’t be done: I made breakfast with FOUR separate components and all of it turned out good

If I were Gavin Newsom, I’d send out a monthly newsletter and call it Some Gavin News.