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Writing a new self help book titled "Recks & Relaxation" All about blissful napping during the boring Nascar races
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Most of my work is covered by a NDA however, 1. Meeting with range directors office 2. Prepositioned pad reentry team 3. Re-enter pad after launch, put out X amount of fires 4. Patrolled beach for hours picking up space X debris 5. Dumped space X debris in wildlife refuge per trump order

Feb 23 is International Dog Biscuit Appreciation Day!

Doug Collins VA secretary deleted the 1,558 comments from the web site because veterans were telling the truth

Nailed it!

Dumold has fired the chairman of the joint chiefs of staff. In unrelated news, Barrett sells an excellent sniper rifle called the MRAD MK 22™ for about five grand.

#MyLeadershipQualities Well documented and available for viewing at the National--- Oh wait, I signed a NDA, nevermind.

#IDontCopyBut But I do point out that blue sky lets you put apostrophes in hashtags

#IDontCopyBut I do borrow

I'm soooo glad I spent all those years maintaining missiles on alert, destroying most of my cartilage in the process, so that my country can turn its back on Europe. #MMIII #GLCM

#BoysNameAMovieSongBookTVShow Barry 😂

#MyThumbsUpGoesTo Those who correctly run a meat saw

#CitrusFruitsInASongOrMovie Bridge Over the River Kiwi

#AlternativeVDaySurprises Gift them wild eggs

It's going to get even worse for the carpet munchers in West Virginia. 50th in education, number one in our hearts. #doe

#WhatToExpectOnValentinesDay I would go see the woman who raised me, but I would need a shovel plus permission from the rez.

#WhatToExpectOnValentinesDay Lunch that includes my SIL. I am sooooo excited about this. (yes, sarcasm)

#WhatToExpectOnValentinesDay From me? A plant. She hates cut flowers.

#OverheardAtTheSuperBowl The only balls they have are made in Ohio

#OverheardAtTheSuperBowl No one is watching this on TV

#OverheardAtTheSuperBowl I heard they play inside because every player really is a big baby.

#OverheardAtTheSuperBowl I thought you meant Souper Bowl 🍜

#WhenTheApocalypseBegins I'll be ready

DO NOT FORGET, January 17th is Gary Gilmore execution remembrance day for those (me) who celebrate!

#HegsethHearing MSgt (ret) I give up

#WhatImLookingForIs Karma

The committee in my head

Tell that to her every time I have to open a bottle or jar.

They did. Look in the box under your mom's bed

cc: @deborah-foster.bsky.social

WEEKLY REMINDER: It's time to bring your chainsaws into the house. If it's to cold out for you, it's to cold out for them.

Mark your calendars, January 17th is Gary Gilmore execution remembrance day for those who celebrate!

@googlygirl.bsky.social Why did it take me so long to find what's her face? Lazy, because I'm lazy.

#IllWaitTillTheNewYear

#IllWaitTillTheNewYear To have a Goodyear