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ruharper.bsky.social
Co-operativist, intersectional feminist, and occasional pratfall specialist. Quite clever, very opinionated, often (but not always) correct about stuff. Has funny dogs and great friends. Likes a good (natured) spat.
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But what I do isn’t an add-on. It’s fundamental, and if you fuck it up, your business will fail. So stop fucking about and pay for strategy, already.

I’ve made a few decisions recently. One of them is, my industry needs people like me - partly to keep them honest, and also because I’m one of the best in the world at what I do. The other is, “what I do” is being devalued and dismissed as an add-on or “nice to have”.

I prefer to be gentle, thoughtful, bit spoddy. But I don’t like bullies. And I can either argue - or punch them back into their chairs. I’m not massively happy that I can do this, but I can when there’s no other (helpful) option. I’m also quite good at it. 🤷🏼‍♀️ It’s useful when finding peace.

I am a very, very angry human. I use it as fuel, so you probs won’t notice until we know each other well. I’m essentially a furnace you can throw injustice at, until I break or something else does. I can be relied upon to Come Out Swinging. (Only with fists if I’m currently being mugged).

I’m also Irish. The best diaspora there ever was. But consider for a sec being working/lower middle class, smart as all fuck, dyspraxic, with ADHD & a GIRL. One Canadian (Presbyterian/Baptist) parent and one (Irish Catholic/Ashkenazi Jewish) parent. With immigrants‘ RP. In Hitchin. In 1982.

3. I’m Ashkenazi Jewish. I don’t believe a Promised Land was somewhere we should live, but a shared state of diaspora we must extend (the Torah tells us so). We were supposed to lead the way to a united world. What the fuck are the rest of you doing?

2. I’ve always maintained that Islam is not the problem, and Muslims also aren’t the problem. It’s the belief in dogma over principles. That there is “one correct way” to do things. From Star Wars to internecine bullshit: fuck all of you and whatever you rode in on.

I have some controversial (?) opinions to share: I am still very anarchist and largely left-leaning. Bear with me. (1/?) 1. One of the only things Israel has ever done for global democracy, is blow up some weapons and munitions and a few boats.

“Something meaty for the main course/that’s a fine looking high horse” is only one of the reasons I bloody love #Hozier. What a line.

I’ve been to a lot of funerals for someone my age. I’m not that young, but I’ve definitely been to more funerals than weddings. Here are some pics from today’s. I want to be more like this human, and I’m gonna make it a mission.

Ok I am happy because I love everyone on this programme but this queen is my winner #GBBO

Georgie necking champagne straight from the bottle, absolute icon #GBBO