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ruhruhrandy.bsky.social
Tottenham supporter. Gamer. Magic the Gathering veteran. Professional baker. Unprofessional internet comedian.
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As a Big dude it’s important for me to see Big things to keep myself humble and remind myself how Small I actually am.

submitted 16 hours ago • 1 comment

Parades are stupid.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

“Don’t speak ill of the dead” hey listen if they don’t want people to talk bad about them when they’re gone they should have been better people when they were alive.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

I wish every landlord would walk into the sea and never come back.

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

I’ll never get over the fact my ex-wife, who refused to work, would sing Why Don’t You Get A Job by The Offspring without a shred of self awareness.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

“How can you joke at a time like this?” Because I need to laugh or I will die

submitted 29 days ago • 24 comments

Having a sneeze attack during a nosebleed was great. Now I have to clean up a murder scene.

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Lord of the Rings is a fantasy story because it’s about a bunch of rich people actually giving a shit about the rest of the world.

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments