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runningredlights.bsky.social
Data before AI. You have to die a few times before you can live. Memento mori.
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I need to be in the office the next 2 days and I’m struggling with the fact I have to put proper clothes on. Luckily I can wear jeans.

submitted 3 hours ago • 1 comment

It shouldn’t take 6 go’s to do a turn in a street, attempting 3 points turns, in a Suzuki swift. Take their license away.

submitted 5 hours ago • 1 comment

The Earth’s plates are moving below me. I can feel the seismic shift. I’m just going with it.

submitted 9 hours ago • 3 comments

What’s the most poignant love song?

submitted 22 hours ago • 9 comments

And just like that we die.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

The next time I win an award from work, I’ll make sure to post a pic of it on LinkedIn, like a massive wanker. And then thank all the wankers that made it possible. Meanwhile I’ll go back to trolling my brother. 😂

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Us old people. Works of art. 💯

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

Recruiters are trying anything to generate interest. Throw in a male stripper and I might turn up to an interview 😂

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

So much work to do. JFC. Not sure how I’m going to get through it. I need 7 monkeys.

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

Can you still be friends with someone you’ve been banging?

submitted 3 days ago • 5 comments

Consultants are top-tier fuckwits, says me who spent 8 years as one.

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments