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🇺🇦 Официальный аккаунт Посольства России К черту Нам Official Russian-language site of Fake Russian Embassy in USA @rusembusa.bsky.social (так стыдно быть русскими, что впредь мы будем твитить на английском. Не говори боссу.) Slava Ukraini #NAFO #нафо
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We have been speechless these past 3 weeks, because, for once, Russia's geopolitical chicanery did not require us to lie. We wish to sincerely thank these men for bringing so much joy & laughter to Embassy staff in recent weeks & providing a much-needed boost to morale.

Official Embassy Statement: Our hearts go out to all affected by the tragic downing of a civilian airliner at DCA. It *probably* was not caused by a drunken Russian anti-aircraft unit, but, in an abundance of caution, we will draw no definitive conclusion until the U.S. NTSB issues a final report.

Meanwhile in Los Angeles 🇺🇦🇺🇸💙💛

Same enemy, same fight: Russia

At the beginning of 2024, throughout the world, over 320 members of the press had been arrested and locked behind bars. Charges ranged from espionage to “extremism.” These false, egregious charges are invariably politically motivated. In Vladimir Putin’s police state, journalists are jailed,…

President Biden did the right thing. He should also issue a preemptive pardon for Dr. Fauci, Liz Cheney, A Vindman and other people on trump's enemies list. apnews.com/article/bide...

We tried to tell you.

🇬🇪 Tensions escalate in Tbilisi: Georgians are fighting for freedom., Protesters near the parliament were met with water cannons. In response, demonstrators are throwing fireworks, stones, and debris.

Georgians fight for their freedom, as putin and Ivanishvili try to create a Belarus type state in the Caucasus. And our flag is right there, in the center of the capital, Tbilisi.

Nyet, Embassy analysts cannot see Victoria Nuland and Marie Yovanovitch handing out cookies on Rustaveli Avenue tonight. But we reserve the right to claim that they were, if our pro-Kremlin criminal gang is ousted from Georgia.

New Rule: You shall not complain about Hunter Biden's pardon on my feed unless you also admit the Supreme Court pardoned Trump for a coup.

Official Embassy position is, "Da."

Petition for BringKidsBackUA linktr.ee/bringkidsback chng.it/V6rN6WQhww

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To thank Kim Jong Un for futile sacrifice of 15,000 NK soldiers in Kursk, we clone best agent ("X") & ask clone agent ("XX") to help KJU invent self-cooking Cybercabbage to feed starving nation. Concept is already proven by X as deep-cover automaker CEO: just add salt water & product cooks itself.

On Saturdays, Ambassador has Kremlin conference call with President and advisors to review week's events.

We found others' Starter Packs very helpful for finding people here. We've created our own: go.bsky.app/43f7vja

OMG! Russia used a missile capable of carrying a nuclear payload to drop dummy warheads on a Ukrainian city! PANIC! Nuclear war imminent! Breathe. Russia already did this on 17 November 2022 against Kyiv with a Kh-55 cruise missile. It was meant to send the same message. Everyone forgot.

Rules for destroying a liberal Democracy. Truly great essay by @claireberlinski.bsky.social Everyone should read, repost, and circulate it. @radiofreetom.bsky.social @timothysnyder.bsky.social @adamkinzinger.bsky.social @anneapplebaum.bsky.social claireberlinski.substack.com/p/the-rules-...

The Washington Post refuses to even consider that the elections in Georgia were fraudulent and instead lets a Russian woman write a piece about how Georgians happily embrace Russia. Please amplify this disgrace. @washingtonpost.com

Russia violates: UN Charter 45 Nuclear NPT 70 Helsinki Accords 75 Belovezha Accords 92 Budapest Memo 94 Black Sea Fleet Treaty 97 Friendship Treaty 98 Treaty on Azov Sea & Kerch Strait ‘03 Karkiv pact ‘10 But Olaf Scholz says 🇷🇺 should negotiate new treaty.

tfw nobody tells the boss he's about to make a big mistake... (celebrating the 1000th day of Vova's incompetence, because that's what he pays us to do)

Now that Russia owns the White House, we will skeet only in English. Our useful idiot in the Oval Office is quite weird, and a bit slow, and we want to make sure our instructions are clearly understood by him, so that he can have his incompetent Orange Underling do our bidding. You know how it is.