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russianchairthief.bsky.social
Zionists, liberals or anyone else pro-genocide can fuck off
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Americans will make fun of anything about another country. They’ll say shit like "You have gold coins????????? Like pirates????????????🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"

All the money Doge gets from obliterating the federal government should be given to trans people

Upon becoming president of the United States I will 1. Execute landlords and anyone who creates or enjoys countryball content 2. Create 1 third person pronoun that will be used in all scenarios 3. Ban monogamy 4. Rename the United States to "the Soviet Reunion" (Part 1)

Instead of writing your name in scribbles as your signature people should draw a little bird

Chinese character for fire is very good. 火 is simplified and still looks like a fire. 10/10

Republicans who get mad at pronouns are going explode when they find out about transitive verbs

I’d rather be a hero that goes to hell rather than a villain that goes to heaven

Being called a tankie online is a leftist rite of passage

Out of curiosity, what was this ‘clever’ plan? I didn’t hear about it until now

Cuba should deport the illegals living in Guantanamo Bay

Some people unironically believe all Christians are racist and genocidal and an attempt should be made to destroy, in whole or in part, this religious group

Whenever someone calls China or the Soviet Union ‘far right’ it just means that those countries are extremely correct

USA: the elimination of minorities is vital to our success China: we should recreate the sun I think that’s a good idea

First they came for the trans people And I did not speak out Because the egg prices were too damn high 😡

Idk how people think they can stop violent systems with non violent protests. They will ignore you until you become a nuisance, then they will shoot you

I have mastered the art of winning an internet argument. Step 1: respond to the person you’re arguing a maximum of 3 times, however the less the better Step 2: stop responding. They cannot win if you refuse to play their game

Every communist is allowed to be attracted to any other communist without being called gay. Unless they want to be gay

People who drive in the bike lane should be charged with attempted murder. Same with reckless driving

China constantly does things that the US claims to not have enough money despite having a higher GDP and significantly less people

Idea: SKS that ejects clips like M1 Garand

Some people post images with MLK quotes and act like they’d be in love with him when he was alive but then act like Harris would’ve solved American trans rights forever

Vegans being anti wool is funny to me cuz they need their wool cut or else they’ll overheat. Shearing a sheep doesn’t even hurt them it’s literally just a sheep haircut

Western governments condemn failed nations for having a ton of terrorist and rebel groups like my brother in Christ you are the reason the rebels are there

Let’s just stop speaking our current languages and just make a bunch of new ones just to confuse future linguists.

Marx when he runs out of food:

Engels !!!!!!!

I’ve just checked the whole East coast, the person who shot Thompson isn’t here and the police should check elsewhere. If I were them I’d first look in southern Mexico I think he might be in that area

Idk why people say en passant isn’t a forced move in chess. Where did you even learn to play? It’s such a basic rule

People say "failing to plan is planning to fail" and then act surprised when an unplanned economy fails

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