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Riding my bike home at like 80% of my max effort and then being surprised I’m tired at then end

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Sketch of the cat with a mouse by the tail

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

I'm excited to share an excerpt from my new Better Call Sall book, where co-creator Peter Gould talks about the day of Bob Odenkirk's heart attack, what the contingency plans were for such a frightening event, what he thinks happened to Jimmy and Kim after the finale, and more:

submitted 26 days ago • 9 comments

My daughter put the family on a screen diet so you’ll be seeing less of me scrolling past your post without interacting with it in any way ✌🏻

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

I loved Saturday Night. Loved it. My favorite part was how the irreverent kids simply could not stick it to the old stalwarts because the old stalwarts were cold blooded savages

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Watching some British bake off and one of the bakers said they don’t like autumn. Get out of the tent. Get out. Begone.

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Bezos fumbles a woman with a moral compass and cozies up to fascism and Remains of the Day is is favorite book?? REMAINS OF THE FUCKING DAY?? my brain is going to melt out my ears

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

On the way back from the bus stop I snapped off a crust of snow with some leaf bits in it and said to myself, “the cat’s gonna like this!”

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

Hot take: pears are adorable ☺️

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

I’m going to take Coraline away from my daughter because the author is a piece of shit? No way.

submitted 39 days ago • 1 comment

I remember sleeping over at other kids houses and it always felt awkward getting food and drinks so I lay out a bunch of foods at breakfast

submitted 42 days ago • 1 comment

Richmond, Virginia this week

submitted 43 days ago • 1 comment

Jesus Christ Duolingo

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

We did it! We all did it!!

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

Grandma opening the cupboard over the double oven and pulling down the same family size box of store brand corn flakes she had when you visited last year.

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

Playing monopoly and making it interesting

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

every time I see a mutual post some piece of AI shit, I die a little more inside - why don't you just stab me with a fucking ice pick instead

submitted 54 days ago • 14 comments

Spoilers for those who haven’t read 11/22/63 but this passage is so Stephen King. Pure ultra concentrated Stephen King. I am cackling at this.

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

eepy

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

It’s Christmas Eve! Time to grab the cat and throw on Gandahar.

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

Theyre gonna arrest the entire Michigan marching band for forming a block M on the field during the pre game show

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

Mexican Coke!!

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments