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I think I’m getting pretty good at titling stories. I enjoy how names like “Good Moms Throat It” and “Your Goddess Is Bigger” set off the horny excitement frame 1.

submitted 20 days ago • 3 comments

“Dude. Dude stop! Stop masturbating to me over the discord call! Bro my voice is not heavenly, cut it out! Guys, make him… What do you mean I’m giving you all boners too!? Bro c’mon! Stop moaning! My lips are not “ultra-potent jerkfuel!”

submitted 19 days ago • 2 comments

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submitted 46 days ago • 4 comments