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I used to think about football analytics.
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Does substack still platform Nazis? Is it still unethical to use? Asking for a friend, me, I'm my own friend.

dear every major company If i see patrick mahomes in a commercial now I will not buy the product because he is a LOSER

funniest highlights of the philly police scanner, a thread

With the Eagles obliterating the Chiefs, now is a good time to remind everyone that the last time the Eagles won the Super Bowl they refused to go to the White House because of Donald.

THEY’RE CLIMBING THE POLES IN TOKYO GO BIRDS🦅🦅🦅

all fun and games until we wake up to an executive order declaring the chiefs champions

The Moon, by Gary Hume, 2009

LMAO got the 2-hour delay message from the school district

Tom Brady is on a mission to ruin this Super Bowl

Brady saying this loss will haunt Mahomes for the rest of his life dude is serving us what we want to hear!

They made them remove the "End Racism" sign but that didn't stop the Eagles.

Oh my god this is comedy!

The Canadian ads are all for tax returns, investment banking, and Crave subscriptions. This country is insanely boring.

That flag is diabolical Kendrick damn

"That three peat in deep trouble" man they really think KC is still in this.

Muting Tom Brady, turning on the Philly police scanner

This is the Hater Bowl

This is the only situation in which this scoreline wouldn't be the sign of a great game. This is the best Super Bowl I've seen in years.

THIS GLORIOUS I AM HIGH

GO BIRDS

At the Deathbed, by Edvard Munch, 1895

I wore jeans like this in high school!

Man this Fox crew is DESPERATE for the Chiefs to get back in it lmao.

Don't pin Drake on Canada we didn't want this either

No

"Turn this TV off" Goodell freaking out

I love this Greek chorus

This Super Bowl is for the haters

Are they going to publically execute Drake at half time?

(Bryan Cranston voiceover) Huggies is redefining the very meaning of leak protection…through the power of AI

This is one game where a 63-7 scoreline would be fucking amazing.

BIRDS

Chiefs are trash.

FUCK YOU KANSAS

FUCK YOU RACISTS

FUCK TRUMP FUCK RACIST CHIEFS

This kind of tech bro capture of vital government information is what I spent quite a bit of the last decade of my career trying to warn people about. Anyway, now you have to have a Elon Musk’s Twitter account to look at NTSB updates or ask questions.

Wolves upset to find out that body slamming is generally frowned upon in association football.

It's one chapter, two words: Tom Brady.

Where have you gone, Philadelphia? Our nation turns its lonely eyes to you Woo, woo, woo What's that you say, Philadelphia? Giants’ Saquon left and gone away Hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey #GoBirds #SuperbOwl #NFL 🟢⚪️🏈🦅

In all seriousness the Bills didn't get any stop when it mattered and that's what cost them this game. That and the usual Goodell memo to the refs about ratings and Taylor Swift.

Why do I watch this shit so fucking dumb