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"Same shit, different sandwich." 🔫Deny, Defend, Depose🔫
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Anybody check up on Aubrey?😂😂😂 #Superbowl

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Metal recycling center Owl Metals is on fire (again) and everybody is racing to get closer so they can inhale those sweet carcinogens into her lungs while they sit there and watch for no damn reason.

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Boss: "Have a good day. See you tomorrow." Me knowing that I'm already going to call out tomorrow because they just MENTIONED #snow:

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The only Saint I ever gave a shit about. #FreeLuigi

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Just had somebody on #MarvelRivals say that I sound like I have two kids and no hairline because I only had 8 kills (I was support, had over 11k healing). I wasnt even mad. I'm just amazed that he was right about the kids and the lack of a hairline. Couldn't say a damn thing back to him.

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

#MarvelRivals: "Look at this "Love And Thunder" Thor skin that plays a guitar riff every time you do a move. Give me your money, you weak bitch." Me:

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So...they're gonna nerf Jeff the Land Shark's move soon, right? And you know what move I'm talking about... #MarvelRivals

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No shit? 🙄

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#MarvelRivals Only complaint I have is that I wish the character models were bigger *coughLikeOverwatchcough*. Sometimes you don't know who the hell you're aiming at if a battle gets intense. Also, I got the Superior Iron Man skin as soon as I saw it because...its Superior Iron Man. Duh.

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It's 2024, and if you still fall for the scam coin rug pull, I have zero sympathy for you.

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

Hawk Tuah girl introduces a scam coin and a bunch of people are shocked that it got rugged IMMEDIATELY. If you got scammed by this, you deserve it and I'm laughing at you.

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

I wish all CEOs a pleasant trip to New York City, where anything can happen

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Nobody knows, but I hope the gunman didn't sprain his trigger finger and I hope the bullets are ok.

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The best thing about having a parent that's extremely and terminally ill is how people call to tell you how worried THEY are and how bad your parent sounds...like there's anything you can do about it. Gee, for a split second there I was enjoying life, but thanks for bringing back down to reality.

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Imagine the recirculated cabin air full of McDonald farts and fascism...

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Apocalypse most definitely

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