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ryanboyd.bsky.social
Here for a good time / Los Angeles
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🎶 Posterman dance to the nightingale tune 🎶

submitted 7 hours ago • 2 comments

2:27am EST on a weeknight, where IS everyone?

submitted 7 hours ago • 2 comments

They're calling me the Mayor of Sleepytown

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

Ah! how cheerfully we consign ourselves to perdition!

submitted 9 hours ago • 3 comments

Nah staying in my lair tonight

submitted 11 hours ago • 1 comment

Visit gross dive Y/N

submitted 12 hours ago • 1 comment

"L. Ron Hubbard of the cupboard" is good but my favorite Pusha T moniker is Cocaine's Dr. Seuss

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

My favorite vapes taste like nasty cough syrup

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

Might watch a fucked-up movie

submitted 13 hours ago • 0 comments

Who knew the corniest guy on the planet would annoy the thinnest-skinned senile warlord on the planet

submitted 13 hours ago • 0 comments

submitted 14 hours ago • 1 comment

Dictatorship of the proletariat tonight queen? 🥺

submitted 15 hours ago • 1 comment

Siri how to find loving purpose

submitted 15 hours ago • 0 comments

Wow now Elon is posting “Nebraska” lyrics on his IG stories

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

Men are such emotional catastrophes

submitted 17 hours ago • 1 comment

Looks like Elon brought a bag lunch to his press conference, smart

submitted 18 hours ago • 0 comments

This could end up being as good as the day Trump got Covid and the Frinkiac crashed because there were so many jokes using screencaps

submitted 18 hours ago • 0 comments

lock him up mr president

submitted 19 hours ago • 0 comments

Mr President sir the people are saying you’re not man enough to cancel Musk’s government contracts

submitted 19 hours ago • 1 comment

The Boys of Summer are Back in Town

submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments

I'm not a single guy, I'm a relationship ronin

submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments

Cancelling therapy for the week: Always a bad idea.

submitted 20 hours ago • 1 comment

Checking Hinge for my daily dose of Vitamin D(espair)

submitted 20 hours ago • 3 comments

1945: bride + groom 2025: vibe + goon See the problem?

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

The plural is playsboy

submitted 22 hours ago • 3 comments

It's been more than half a decade since every single element of The News didn't make me feel stark raving insane

submitted 23 hours ago • 2 comments

You don't see bros icing bros anymore

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

I hate when I have Impure thoughts

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

I think it's neat that the world's dominant systems of order are all cruel, stupid, and ugly.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

There’s so much law-enforcement facial hair in baseball

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

New — I wrote about the injustice unfolding before our eyes as rich reality stars are pardoned for their crimes while law-abiding immigrants are rounded up and caged by ICE, and the way communities are rising up to say fuck no.

submitted 1 day ago • 46 comments

This is so me

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments