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democrats won’t admit it, but my family’s economic outlook has gotten a LOT better since Trump took office. but what do i know? i don’t have a fancy economics degree, i’m just a regular guy who runs an airplane scrapyard

Cheez whiz is $6 in the trump economy folks. he simply hates philadelphians!

DOLLAR STORE STEPH CURRY GOING HOME EARLY TONIGHT FOLKS

@eve6.bsky.social happy belated angel of the supermarket day

The existence of mj lenderman implies the existence of mj borrowerman

This chili's henny marg got me questioning the jfk assassination

Songs: Skibidi Ohia

I just sent this email to all 13,000 federal employees of the NOAA lol. The Trump administration's changes to their communications system made it so literally anyone can blast messages out to the entire agency

In four or so years when my esophagus is being crushed under the boot of a MAGA supersoldier I will squeak out my final words... "but the egg prices"

#eagles

The warmest and coziest places are the ones we must always eventually leave. the bed. the shower. the womb.

Fu manchu is a really cool band because they answer the question of what if a bunch of polo wearing dads grew out their hair and played rock n roll music like they always wanted to

impressive how baseball bats achieved the highest level of fame in the world of sporting equipment and then, not yet satisfied, went on to gain perhaps even greater notoriety in the field of weaponry, becoming arguably the planet's most popular and iconic bludgeon

Friday

Just saw nosferatu. I guess the moral of the story is that the girl always goes for the guy with money!

if you really dedicate yourself to an instrument you can, over many years of rigorous practice, become so skilled that you can only produce music that is completely unlistenable

[playing poker] FRIEND: I’m all in ME: [yearning for this type of commitment since we first met] me too, man, I’m all in too FRIEND: um, a pair of kings ME: you bet we are

All the kids at school know i can rap the freestyle verses to "one week" by the barenaked ladies and they make me rap it and they say go white boy go

I love this city

It's blue sky time