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Chillaxin' To Oblivion
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Baseball games before April don't count.

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When I was a kid, I thought the Underground Railroad was a real railroad. The point? I'm dumb as hell.

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You shouldn't be able to run for a political position if you've already been elected to a higher ranking political job.

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Enjoying Utopia Avenue, but totally unbelievable that the songs are good.

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They've really ruined sports betting for people like me: actual degenerate gamblers.

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Dave Von Ronk rules, but I would have simply gone to live in the woods as a hermit if this happened to me.

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Not the most relevant concern, but I know it smells crazy in there.

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

This brownie recipe uses three eggs. What am I, a millionaire?

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

Controversial opinion: Sam Lay should have been the lead singer for the Paul Butterfield Blues Band.

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

What if the guy who didn't vote for Ichiro just checked the wrong box? That's how I accidentally once voted for Lyndon LaRouche four straight presidential elections.

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

Wow! Even Father Guido Sarducci is there!

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

Is it your newspaper delivery service?

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

Bad politics or whatever, but TikTok is still a CCP psyop.

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

Had oatmeal for breakfast. What an exhausting food to get through.

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

Putting Lamar's numbers side-by-side with Allen's and suggesting the MVP race should be close, when Lamar has better numbers in every category, is white privilege.

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

Some people were mad, some thrilled, some confused, but somebody must have just found it hilarious that this dude showed up two years later dressed like this.

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But for real, why does Mark Zuckerberg look like he doesn't pronounce the last vowel in Italian meats and cheeses?

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One tip for putting away Christmas lights? After winding them, plug them into one another. Then, you'll have a fun, easy part to do before you untangle them because they're still going to be all tangled.

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

They're using AI for things like mapping the universe and speeding up drug discovery for rare diseases. Absurd and a waste of talent and resources to use it to write shitty sitcoms or whatever.

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LOL.

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

Stefan Urkel had it ALL. The smarts, the charisma, and the love of Laura. How dare he tear him down!

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

Fuck. My boss just sent me a 100-pound goose because I lied about having six kids, one who was real sick, to get a raise.

submitted 95 days ago • 1 comment

Willie Wonka is just if Santa was an Edgelord.

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

CVS keeps the brand name stuff behind glass, but their knockoff versions are just out on the regular shelf? We are witness to the greatest scam in human history.

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Just got checked out at a CVS by a lady named Aryan. #vegasbaby!

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

You ever see a squirrel out and think, "I gotta tell my dog about that when I get home?"

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AI gets a bad wrap, but it fills the vital void of a shitty Google search I have to personally factcheck.

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

Whats the husband supposed to do in "Angel from Montgomery," tell a story about an email he sent? She had the whole day to do something cool and bring some fire to the dinner conversation.

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

Once you get a leader with a weird hairstyle, 100 times out of 100, you're cooked as a country.

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

This is probably not true, but I Iove this for me.

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

If somebody uses "founders" or "creatives" unironically, strap in for some of the dumbest blandest shit you've ever heard.

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

Not yet enough Kelce family content imo!

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments

Can't believe Marvel landed Billy Bob.

submitted 112 days ago • 0 comments

Every standing RedBox kiosk has a selection like the apocalypse hit in the fall 2022 and wiped away humanity.

submitted 113 days ago • 0 comments

Gingers who date other gingers: don't you know Jesus can see your sin?

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