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ryanhearteyes.bsky.social

He/Him, bipolar rotting atm but not above reveling in small joys

71 posts 35 followers 44 following

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fine line between a braise and a stew

submitted 384 days ago • 1 comment

to the tune of "Talking in your Sleep" by The Romantics 🎶 I keep peeing on my balls Cuz my penis is too small 🎶

submitted 396 days ago • 0 comments

Your lockscreen must be hitler if you think we fuckin

submitted 434 days ago • 0 comments

no reach, a shame really but what did you expect

submitted 472 days ago • 0 comments

Did anyone have Trail of Tears on their 2023 Bingo Card xdd is this thing on

submitted 476 days ago • 0 comments

How are heels ammunition? Is this a common saying?

submitted 478 days ago • 0 comments

"electrocution vs. shark attack" is a legit honeydoodle of a melon scratcher. wyd?

submitted 516 days ago • 0 comments

genuine question: what's the non-derogatory term for chaser? or is that all we could ever be?

submitted 516 days ago • 0 comments

I am also the uncle who got so mad he had to go to the backyard. A peaceful minute within view of a well kept garden can really put things into perspective, highly recommend

submitted 536 days ago • 0 comments

it sucks to be alone, especially when physical touch is your love language. is there a support group i could attend where we just hug each other and cuddle while we commiserate?

submitted 536 days ago • 0 comments

it has recently come to my attention that I am among the hoes for whom it is now over. Please respect my privacy during this trying time

submitted 536 days ago • 0 comments

skibidi toilet the chinese chicken

submitted 536 days ago • 0 comments

terminal moneys

submitted 537 days ago • 0 comments

i just want to feel good

submitted 538 days ago • 0 comments

the more impressive take on the meme would be if the dick were the G

submitted 546 days ago • 0 comments

is the "can't believe they bought a zoo" guy on here

submitted 547 days ago • 0 comments

fine line between a braise and a stew

to the tune of "Talking in your Sleep" by The Romantics 🎶 I keep peeing on my balls Cuz my penis is too small 🎶

Your lockscreen must be hitler if you think we fuckin

no reach, a shame really but what did you expect

Did anyone have Trail of Tears on their 2023 Bingo Card xdd is this thing on

How are heels ammunition? Is this a common saying?

"electrocution vs. shark attack" is a legit honeydoodle of a melon scratcher. wyd?

genuine question: what's the non-derogatory term for chaser? or is that all we could ever be?

I am also the uncle who got so mad he had to go to the backyard. A peaceful minute within view of a well kept garden can really put things into perspective, highly recommend

it sucks to be alone, especially when physical touch is your love language. is there a support group i could attend where we just hug each other and cuddle while we commiserate?

it has recently come to my attention that I am among the hoes for whom it is now over. Please respect my privacy during this trying time

skibidi toilet the chinese chicken

terminal moneys

i just want to feel good

the more impressive take on the meme would be if the dick were the G

is the "can't believe they bought a zoo" guy on here

calling all haters Katie Loosepussies from now on, i fucking love clocks and clock-related imagery

Integrating kegels into my HIIT regimen, call it my "tight five"

Don't be afraid of being wrong, just deeply, deeply ashamed

I'm here for a bad time and a long time so don't skimp on the proportions