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Lachhiman Gurung was a legendary Gurkha who fought in WW2 with British forces in present day Myanmar. He was awarded the Victoria Cross for having the ability to win battles, literally one handed. Here’s the wild history of a legend!

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In Germany a division 8 soccer match was cancelled by what I hope is a first time event. A child bit the man in his no no square causing immense pain. Here's the wacky and wild news story!

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The James Edition is rich people Craigslist and it’s wildly dumb. Here’s a 14 million dollar watch that baffles me! PS. I’m not condoning or supporting anything happening negatively to the owner. I just think it’s dumb.

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Play Doh has a really unique history and should never have succeeded but here we are!

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Roy Benavidez could be the toughest guy to ever live. A soldier who was told he’d never walk again and instead ran back into battle to save lives! Here’s the crazy history of Roy Benavidez!

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Ramadan Mubarak to all that are fasting and to Ahmed especially!

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Scientists gave a plant a machete. Stop giving plants knives shouldn’t be a movement but here we are. Anyway here’s a new thing I fear from the future!

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Russell Gray took on the London Town Council in the greatest way. He did it in a way I believe the British would say, “was cheeky”. Enjoy this wild moment from history involving a tank they thought was a “tank”. What a good use of a decommissioned T-34.

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Scammers pretending to be the USPS is really common. Here’s how you can check! Enjoy the roast of a dummy scammer!

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Here’s an update on Sean “Diddy” Combs legal battles. It’s getting pretty absurd! I do not condone, support or speak for the beliefs or actions of anyone mentioned and am staunchly against the promotion of that T-thing.

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Here’s how the largest heist (regular or digital currency) in history just happened! Here’s some very recent true crime deep dive! Thanks Heights Lab and Will for walking me through the inner workings of this!

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Florida cops pulled over a woman with a Florida man in a dog kennel, in the back of her truck. He was fine and apparently there of his own desires, which are better left unknown! Enjoy this weird history!

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Suit etiquette and the Castilian lisp come from the same place. Nobody wanted to make the king look dumb so instead, everyone else changed! Both have more myth status than fact but they made me laugh. Enjoy some goofy history!

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Aimo Koivunen is one of the most unhinged tales of the Second World War. Enjoy some chaotic history featuring the lovely Finland. PS. I don’t recommend or promote any dosage of assumed stuff.

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People always said 2020 is bad but next year will be better! And I said what if it’s not 2020, what if it’s the 2020’s. Sucks to be right. Here’s the chaos and news thus far in 2025!

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The James Edition is rich person Craigslist and some of the posts are a little cringe. Let’s Roast the James Edition to feel a little better about the fact we’ll never own anything inside of it.

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The Detroit police arrested undercover cops because they were pretending to be criminals. Communication is clearly pretty important. Here’s the goofy history of Detroit police busting Detroit police for doing police work.

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The 2032 Asteroid becomes less scary when you use math. I hope this helps you feel better about any potential impact but odds are high it misses!

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I’m working on tracing some crypto cases using HeightsLab’s software. Once we have the moneys location (we do) or where it’s going we need law enforcement or company support to get the money seized. We are really hoping we get their support! But this is how tracing crypto scams can look!

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Boeing had another plane go down on February 12, 2025. It’s unknown if it the aircraft or the pilots but both crew members survived in good condition! Here’s how I imagine Boeing is handling the news of another aircraft going down!

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Is Florida a sport? I think it should be. Here’s how this Florida highway patrolman should probably be drafted into the NFL. Cops meets American Ninja Warrior wasn’t on my bingo card but here we are!

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Nestlé is really the lawful evil of the corporate world. Here’s how Nestlé is lobbying the US government and providing misinformation to help them make a profit!

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You're a result of a whole bunch of really lucky accidents, I hope you feel loved and special! Here's how Alexander Fleming discovered penicillin in the weirdest way which saved millions of lives!

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Who would win? One Czech Republic or 8 beavers? I really thought a country could build a dam before adorable rodents but I was oh so wrong. Here’s the weird current event news about how a government lost to animals.

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I think I’d make a cool Scar in lion king but human and dorky. Careful around basset hounds, they may look goofy and droopy but are also tiny menaces!

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Tupolev made the most Russian plane in history. What an absolutely backwards engineered aircraft that was not great for pilots but loved by ground crews! Enjoy the wild and weird history of the diverse things you can use as coolant!

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Albert Gunter jumped a double decker bus over the Tower Bridge in London. Truly, one of the most metal moments in British history. Here’s the story of a weird work day as a bus driver!

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Northrop Grumman makes both mail trucks and planes, a diverse catalog. They also made a plane so fast it shot itself down! Here’s the wild and weird history of the Super Tiger!

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Got to channel some Assassin’s Creed for this cybersecurity day! Croatia was beautiful and I rarely see scams coming from there but if it means visiting, then I have some other locations for scammers to operate from! It was fun to cosplay for a cyber hunt cause regularly it’s pjs

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If big tech allowed for more transparency it would save so much from scammers. You could block big ISP IP ranges that are used regularly including VPNs. Anyone more educated feel free to weigh in on what else could fix that. Google pls

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This is the incredibly unfortunate story of Mark-1 Plumbing and a truck that went where it shouldn’t have. (Leave Mark be he did nothing wrong)

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It’s been crazy with travel so here is a throwback to the man whose genius couldn’t be stopped, until he had made your childhood amazing! Thanks for Nerf and Super Soakers Dr. Lonnie Johnson!

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I mean I was stoked to finally find a car that can handle all of my needs. My enemies are less excited. For legal reasons this is a joke! Just goofing!

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Marcel Dassault the founder of Dassault aviation stood completely by his beliefs. Like to a crazy committed degree and since WW2 have continued to make planes, including one of the weirdest aircraft in history for the US Coast Guard!

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I know the National Park Service says don’t pet the Buffalo or Bison (I’m truthfully still confused) but they seem so fluffy. Anyway I’m in North Dakota and found the worlds largest Buffalo!

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Why did the USAF take and drop cats in zero-gravity? They claim it was for bioastronautics but it seems to me like they just wanted to up the game in cat videos. PS no cats were harmed in the making of this video in fact my cat got pets during editing. Also do not try at home!

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Stitch with @ironsanctuary on what just happened in LA. I’ll be interested to see how this develops and as we get more info.

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These rats are little superheroes! I love rats as pets but now it’s good to know they could also save my life! Here’s the weird way rats are being used to help people!

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The US Navy has the greatest way ever to test if the catapult systems for the aircraft carriers work. Is it the most efficient use of resources and time? No. Is it by far the most fun. Boy does it appear that way!

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Is this the Scottish Steve Irwin? I don’t know but watching him go full Mulan to save a bird is epic!

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I think I should apologize to the CVS man, does anyone else do this? Just full on go blank on words. Why do I think it’s called dysphasia and why can I remember that!

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Well @TikTok I’m glad you’re back. That was a scary 27.8 minutes. Anyway dealing with the US government feels like dating poorly. Enjoy!

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Sig Group does not just make what you’d think! Here’s the wild and weird history of Sig from train cars, to 🔥💪, to packaging! But yes Sig Group and Sig Sauer, the same people!

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@boeing may allegedly have ripped off the federal government over soap dispensers. Here’s the story and how really they’re bringing us together.

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I don’t just have Dad jokes but also have Dad thoughts. Why are midwives a thing but no mid husbands? Turns out the answer is snarky.

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How did Poland loose AT mines so badly that @IKEA ended up with them? Here’s a crazy news story that is tough to believe! PS the mine pictured is deactivated, it’s a paperweight.

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sts_3D_ on IG made something really cool and a tad horrifying. The power of having everyone be able to code through AI and then have that become voice responsive is wild. PS. This is not a real 🔫, it’s clearly not firing otherwise that wall would have tiny windows, and angry neighbors!

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The LA fires are leading a lot of bad actors to try to take advantage of victims and people trying to donate and help. No matter who you are, be on the lookout for scams! A little cybersecurity can go a long way!

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Rodger always dreamed of being painted like one of those French cats. No why this is his preferred location to sit.

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