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yassified RL Stine & bestselling horror author of The Honeys. Also: Beholder, Reverie, Be Dazzled. Next: THE DEAD OF SUMMER (9.16.2025) My cat's name is Haunted Little Girl. https://www.ryanlasala.com/
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submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

the annoying thing about working on book 6 while i wait for book 5 to come out is that I literally cannot post a single thing about my current hyper-fixations as I do my research, cuz it's all spoilers.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

There’s something in the water 👀💧 my alt author portraits for my Dead of Summer era ☺️☺️

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

i have seen a cover concept for The Dead of Summer and ohhhhh my god. I'm so so sorry. It's gorgeous and grotesque and no one is going to be able to stop looking at it.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

you used to call me on my…shellphone 🐚🫧🪸 my new aquatics horror author portraits are here!! For the jacket of The Dead of Summer ✨🪼 do you love??? because I love!!!

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

me when i update my very outdated author photos across the internet tomorrow

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

i love that i'm in a career where people take my 'eras' very seriously. like, imagine i still worked in tech and announced i was in my JIRA era. My SCRUM-Certified era. No no.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Absolutely obsessed with this incredibly and unhinged review of The Honeys that a reader sent right to my email 😭😭😭 I love my readers, I’m sorry about your pearls!

submitted 3 days ago • 4 comments

I consistently put on the movie Underwater (the one where Kristen Stewart is the hottest anyone has ever looked) and I consistently turn it off at the same spot cuz I get too scared.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

kinda crying because what do you mean that The Dead of Summer, my next book coming out months and months from now, already has a handful of lovely reviews from readers who haven't read it and are just really excited??? wowow!

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

oh god, the adam lambert song from last night's lip sync, it has me in its thrall!!!!!

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Oh come on

submitted 8 days ago • 3 comments

New author portraits are gonna be so freaking cute I can’t wait!!!!!

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

Drag name: Pat Dry

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Beyonce tickets secured for May 25 in NJ. I need to sell more book IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!

submitted 14 days ago • 2 comments

Last night, i heard a bang and went to investigate. It was Haunted, hiding amongst the spare knives, of course.

submitted 15 days ago • 3 comments

Whether it's Hillary Clinton sharing risotto tips on a private email server or Elon Musk giving full access to all government information to a nineteen-year old named Big Balls with ties to a child pornography collective known for its extortion techniques, both sides have played loose with security.

submitted 17 days ago • 121 comments

I have been seeing people posting about RF Kuang's new book, some saying they feel like she writes like she thinks she's the smartest person in the room, and I--an author who has done events with her and talked to her casually--want to say something. SHE IS. At least in the rooms I am, she is.

submitted 17 days ago • 3 comments

in heaven i hope they show me a supercut of every time my cat has placed one little paw upon my knee

submitted 18 days ago • 4 comments

I have maxed out the Tricep extension machine again >:/

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

Chest? On a Monday? At a Gold’s Gym? Grow UP.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

something is different about today, hmmm

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

Ugh every time

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Over 81 TB of diabolical amount of pirated books to train AI. There’s 1,024 GB in 1 TB. To put this into perspective using Wikipedia “as of 16 October 2024, the size of the current version of all articles compressed is about 24.05 GB without media.” en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikiped...

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

My favorite part of Lady Gaga's new song Abracadabra is where I walk around my kitchen like the bimbo from Mars Attacks

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Lady Gaga's new song has me like a witch in front of a air machine (kitchen fan) flying over a bank of fog (steam from the soup I am reheating) singing operatically (singing operatically).

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

every few days i remember humans need to drink water, so i drink water, and all the colors fade back into my world

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Asleep like this for hours

submitted 23 days ago • 3 comments

okay i just finished reviewing typeset pages for The Dead of Summer and I must admit,,,,,that is a good fucking book. A little heady at times but wow, I am excited to be the author of it.

submitted 24 days ago • 1 comment