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Pirates, Bills, Penn State fan. 4 crazy chihuahuas that’ll probably end up on here. Horror movies are the best. Something else funny should probably go here.
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Sheriff said he was "not acting in his official capacity," which means he gave up any claim of qualified immunity for battery and deprivation of rights.

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Todays chihuahua wants to congratulate you. You made it to Friday. And sometimes, that's enough. #dogsofbluesky

New: DOGE's spending has been secret. No longer. My colleagues have uncovered it. www.propublica.org/article/doge...

Tonights chihuahua has visciously attacked me. Send help #dogsofbluesky

Sister Act is Whoopi's best movie right?

I know.

Death to Smoochy for the winnnnnnnnnnnnnn I will also include the Sly Stallone version of Judge Dredd, and Caddyshack II

Maybe I wasn’t clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg.

My first move if handed a giant Elmo head by Wil Forte would also be to put my sunglasses on while indoors. Just makes sense.

I’m at the MAD TV 30 year anniversary show at The Baked Potato on Ventura. I’m the only one here — does it start later? Little help?

Drunk Uncle!🥹

This was at least 10x better/funnier than I was anticipating. Can Eddie come back and host again soon?

Today's chihuahua got a new phone, not sure how dis new selfie mode works. Buddy's not a tech bro. And that's a good thing. #DogsOfBlueSky #DogsAgainstDOGE

The Gorge on Apple TV is a great ride and a blast from start to finish - cap tip to @scottderrickson.bsky.social, @crobertcargill.bsky.social and the whole crew and cast. Go check it out!!! I need a whiteboard. And a Jeep!

Where you at Dems ? You fighting to get them far better severance or going to ignore them, and all others in similar circumstances?

Today's chihuahua isnt mad. Or disappointed. He's both of those, and ticked off. You know why.

by the all star break the Bucs are gonna have a paper printout of a ChatGPT conversation with AI-Generated Derek Lee playing first base. A kitten will be starting at SS against LHP.

making money moves

Today's chihuahua saw you eat that extra piece of cake. He's not judging you for that. It's good cake, he's sure. He's judging you for not bringing him a slice too. #DogsOfBluesky #chihuahuasky

This was a great slasher mashup movie. Loved it! Will be owning it when it comes out. What a throwback!!

Am I the i only one that sees this?

It’s time

Gotta give it to Trump — he knows how to pick a winner & JINX the fuck out of that “Missouri” team he loves so much. @chiefs embrace Donald and lose, just like everything else that rapist beast touches.

Why did God forsake Harrison Butker

Mocking the Chiefs warchop chant is wonderful to hear

Me watching Mahomes gets sacked and fumble. Me watching the complete destruction of the Chiefs. Me.

Mahomes playing like he really was a Tuberville recruit

Whatever you do Eagles, do not go up 28-3

Evening on Karl Johan Street, by Edvard Munch, 1892

Check must not have cashed in time from Pat to the refs. What a shame.

Here's Mahomes looking for ghosts for the rest of the game

wow OPI. Shocking again, the Netflix doc in 5-10 years on insider betting in the the NFL is going to be dynamite content. #SuperBowl

Today's chihuahuas don't give a rip about the Super Bowl. Taylor who? Can we go back to napping now?

In a sentence never before uttered by humans, I am delighted to share that an alligator stole my conservation instructor’s hat by jauntily walking into the water while wearing it 🐊

Today's chihuahua, a mischievous little fella. "And I said to dad, take dem nachos away and Imma poop in mom's shoe. He laughed and took da nachos away and guess who's laughin now?" #dogsofbluesky #chihuahuasky

So everybody saying we don’t need to worry about any of this stuff because it’s not legal. When do those legal folks step in and turn everything back to normal? Is that happening Monday? Tuesday?

Yo @joshruben.bsky.social Heart Eyes was fannnntastic! Gory, romantic, funny, twisty. Wife and I loved it from the start. Hope you did call 911. Go see the movie y'all! With a crowd if you can😍 @devonsawa.bsky.social My wife was happy to see you on the big screen again!

Oh boy I was approved for the Gamestop credit card. A bargain at 88% compounded daily interest. Signing up now!