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Birmingham, AL. I do data and software stuff, former geoscientist. Roll Tide. I also do music, have a lot of projects in the works so keep an eye out for new releases! darterv.bandcamp.com
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Watching Return of the Jedi with Henry and at the scene when Yoda dies I tell him Yoda is just taking a nap and he asks me, “But daddy, where’s his nap mat?”

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Baby Billy’s Bible Bonkers

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This is a machine that converts chicken nuggets into chaos

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Gonna pump my body full of every vaccine I can get

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My LEGO IDEAS submission for the February art challenge was approved, won’t win anything but glad to have something out there beta.ideas.lego.com/challenges/5...

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Time to comfort myself by buying a Lego Millennium Falcon

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This is Taylor Swift’s fault

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Yes the Chiefs get all the calls

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god be with this man who looks like death, is pounding a pedialyte, and is getting the loudest sales pitch from my oldest at the girl scout cookie table

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I got that frawg in me and yes that frog has no ass and is afraid of large swooping birds

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"fuck around and find out"? you mean the scientific method? idiot

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A selection of Henryisms (3 year old) from this week: “Daddy I’m trying to poop but my booty just isn’t doing anything right now” “Daddy you are 87 years old” (Pretending to be a frog) “I need to go to my room to take my pants off because frogs don’t wear pants” “DONT COUGH IN MY ROOM”

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Im not sure I’ve ever heard what Elon Musks voice sounds like and I’m very happy about that.

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Still doing some Warhammer painting from time to time. Happy with how these gross dudes from the FEC Spearhead turned out

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Who is funding the Paw Patrol? Are they getting massive subsidies from the Canadian government? Is Ryder corrupt? Follow the money people

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I shall barbecue that miserable rat

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Stephen A Smith playing Warhammer: “Now you got everyone saying Blood for the Blood God, Skulls for the Skull Throne, you know, things of that nature”

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@astrokatie.com I’m finally getting around to listening to the Crash Course Universe Podcast and after 2 episodes I am now very stressed and upset about Protons

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Every Republican that has decried “SMALL GOVERNMENT” is about to find out what that really means over the next year. Red states like mine depend heavily on federal funding to stay afloat and a lot of people here are going to suffer.

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Into the Machoverse

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well, my team's going to the super bowl again. best of all, everyone else is really, really happy for me

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Look I was a Chiefs fan when we were bad, it won’t last forever and we should savor it while it’s here

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Super Bowl baby x3

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Hahahahahaha you all thought it would be different this time

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The refs told him to jump offsides to negate the fumble. Rigged game

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Chiefs fan here, just want to let you know I just got off our teleconference with Rodger Goodell and the NFL heads of officiating to make sure todays script is accurate. Y’all are gonna love this one.

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Endurance racing is crazy, 24 hours and the top 3 were all within 3 seconds of each other. Love to see Felipe Nasr get the victory

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I know there is a lot going on in the world right now but my 3 year old just pooped in the normal toilet for the first time and I’m over the moon about that, farewell tiny plastic potty

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i’m 8 feet, 4 inches tall. one drawback is that unlike the rest of you, i can’t just travel to other cities or countries by going to the post office and mailing myself. i’m simply too big to mail. also, my height attracts so much attention that i can’t get away with littering, and i love littering

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If y’all don’t think climate change is real after the last 3 weeks I don’t really know what to tell you at this point

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Is Legos art?

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