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‪BREAKING: ICE agents are complaining that every time they go out to abduct people, in unmarked cars, wearing masks and no uniforms or badges, protesters dump buckets of glitter on them so that everyone can tell they’re ICE for days afterward.

"Was it really this dumb in 2003" guys they renamed french fries

Incredible slip

This is awesome!

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OMG! TOO CUTE??? ❤️ Scientists taught rats to drive tiny cars and found that even when they didn't give them treats, they would still intentionally get into car crashes for the purpose of sexual gratification

I was on Princess Street in Gay Village and everyone knew your name

IS IT TIME?

Oh, the predictable humanity.

so funny that they didn't just blow up a rocket, they destroyed their entire launch pad while getting NO useful information whatsoever. just a complete disaster lmao

Stockton, CA: Heavily armed masked kidnappers drove up in an unmarked car and pulled a landscaper out of his truck and kidnapped him. When the landscaping company owner asked the men what they were doing, the kidnappers assaulted him and pulled out a metal baton.

vance has got to be the most cucked vp of all time. absolutely no power, completely subservient to a sundowning blowhard and an unelected nazi sleaze, so bored of waiting around for grandpa to give him something to do that he’s organizing forum raids like goons dropping in on habbo hotel

Wild how the Fed chair saying that *entire regions of the United States* won’t be able to get a mortgage in the next decade barely registered as a news event

Trans Rights Forever 💙💗🤍💗💙 translifeline.org

lol ceej doesn't miss

Prof. Max Strassfeld: "I want to say 2 things 1) some trans youth will likely not survive Skrmetti & the denial of medical care in their states. It is a horrible decision & these fuckers have blood on their hands....I curse the fascists w/every Yiddish curse my people have ever devised. AND +

Illinois has enshrined protections to meet this very moment. In a time of increasing overreach and hateful rhetoric, it's more important than ever to reaffirm our commitment to the rights and dignity of the LGBTQ+ community. You have a home here always.

Three billion dollars -- that's $3,000,000,000.00+ USD -- for a meager 64 miles of border wall According to the Texas Department of Transportation, the state's border with Mexico is 1,254 miles long www.texastribune.org/2025/06/17/t...

This sounds like a bit but I’m being serious: kids using chat gpt for their homework are denying themselves the invaluable experience of learning how to bullshit their way through a problem. You drink some caffeine the night before and figure it the fuck out. That’s a skill. You need it in life.

i think it’s not talked about enough that so many christian rightwingers support israel because they want to trigger the end times rapture and they believe supporting israel will ensure this

Now I lay me down to sleep And pray the Lord my... JNCO jeans?? And if I die before I wake I pray the Lord... my big ass pants

orb has interests outside of orb's job

One month apart.

Bro, you gotta block that guy, not because he sucks, but because he’s only here to get you to say stuff to him that will get you in legal trouble.

block first when you see one of these guys block first here in the blue blue skies save your dunks for later tip your waiter block first

This is a vital message: one of the larger reasons BlueSky is refreshingly free of alt-right shitlords is because in the early days we made a gentleperson’s agreement to starve these fuckos out and it worked. No likes, no quotes, no engagement. They got bored and left. Please keep the Old Ways.

There are no distractions. It's all bad. Systematically stripping trans people of their rights, guys in balaclavas shoving any brown person with a tattoo into a ummarked vans, ending healthcare for millions. It's all in service of fascism and technofeudalism. It's all one thing. That's the point.

I will live in spite of this Administration. I will live in spite of this court. The work goes on, and I will not stop fighting for us.

so off that Supreme Court decision, we offer you a guide on how to advocate for trans rights in your community:

Republicans passed the "We will hunt you for sport" bill to trick us into focus on being hunted for sport. But we will not take the bait. In fact we will stand perfectly still, which will confuse and infuriate them

The day before they ruled that banning trans children's healthcare isn't discrimination Wake up. They are trying to wipe trans people out. Stop calling people hyperbolic and fucking look at it

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Don’t expect any further rewards or handclaps. This is how normal people are all the time.

This is the softest of softball opposition possible, and it still leaves this chinless freak completely flabbergasted. We live in the stupidest fucking country possible. You don't have to hand it to Tucker, but it's embarrassing that all it would take is this level of pushback from dem opposition

apologies for sharing a shit bag tucker carlson clip but just imagine a world where most liberals and media had even a shred of principled opposition to forever wars and were willing to stick to it

I know it’s been said better and smarter before, but the fact that this Artificial Conversation Bot is actually making close to accurate statements, it’s hilarious that it doesn’t exactly match his brainrot narrative, driving them insane and tell on themselves that the bias is exactly what they want

Even a fucked fascist clock can tell time at least once a day

no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s health. don’t say kristi noem died from getting her ass stuck in a wooden barrel and floated off a waterfall and her head hit every tree branch on the way down and an eagle flew by and grabbed her hat. don’t say stuff like that