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Happy Twin Peaks Day. 🌲☕️

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Someone please delete Balatro from my phone I haven’t seen the sun in weeks

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How many times is Red Lobster gonna go out of business?

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Shoutout to CP3 and Wemby for trying to hack the Skills Challenge and the NBA being humorless mobsters about it.

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It’s not fair that I can’t afford a new furnace; all I did was live way outside of my means with no savings for 43 years.

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how we doin on breadsticks over here #SuperBowl

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A whole lotta Threepeat merch is heading to Burundi. #SuperBowl

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GREEZE UP THEM LAMPPOSTS REAL GOOD, PHILLY #SuperBowl

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My man Brady’s lookin’ a little waxy. #SuperBowl

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A moment of empathy for the Chiefs who can’t watch Kendrick tear it up because they’re getting yelled at so much #SuperBowl

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Legit thought it was Luigi Mangione at the start of that Pringles Commercial. #SuperBowl

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That’s Appleton, Wisconsin’s own Willem Dafoe in that Michelob Ultra commercial. #SuperBowl

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Self-aware Jeremy Strong getting that Dunkin’ money. #SuperBowl

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We Sat Down With Ska Legends The Band That Recorded The Lava Soap Commercial 🏁(@thehardtimesnews.bsky.social)

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In David Lynch and Bob Uecker, we have lost two pieces of what little remaining Americana we had left.

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At the end of today’s RedZone broadcast, Scott Hanson will be lowered into a giant toaster and eaten by the Iowa State Cyclones.

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My favorite albums of 2024 are as follows: HM. Shredders - Close Cuts EP/Serious Dudes EP 25. DATAGIRL - Hello World 24. Knocked Loose - You Won’t Go Before You’re Supposed To 23. That’s Matt! - The Lone Rager 22. The Lemon Twigs - A Dream Is All We Know 21. DJ Sabrina The Teenage DJ - Sorcery

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Nate: “Do you think Danny Smith can fit some more gum in his mouth?” Ian: “I hear he’s switched to Dubble Bubble.” J.J.: “That’s a tough chew, Ian.” #KCvsPIT #NFLonNetflix

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The #Lions, #Vikings and #Packers are 33-4 against all teams that aren't the Lions, Vikings or Packers.

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My favorite TV shows of 2024 are as follows: HM. Adam Sandler: Love You (Netflix) 10. The Manhattan Alien Abduction (Netflix) 9. 3 Body Problem (Netflix) 8. X-Men ’97 (Disney+) 7. Conan O’Brien Must Go (HBO) 6. The Bear (FX) (1/2)

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In the future, when young people ask about how terrible the 20s were, we’ll have to clarify which century they’re referring to.

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I’ve got a houseboat docked at the Himbodome.

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That scene in The Running Man where Schwarzenegger puts Richard Dawson into the rocket sled and it accelerates until it explodes but with Mr. Beast.

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If your commercial has a doorbell noise in it, both me and my dog are boycotting your product.

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@hotshotrobot.bsky.social The first 10 minutes of Saturday Night’s Main Event are pure serotonin. There’s so many different flourishes/throwbacks you’ll notice.

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PepsiCo Lemon-Lime Soda Timeline: 1959-1984 - Teem 1984-2003 - Slice 2003-2023 - Sierra Mist 2023-Present - Starry Competitors: 7 Up (Dr. Pepper) Sprite (Coca-Cola)

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Merry Crimmus. A 2024 Mix from me 2U.

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