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Elon Musk is an anus-faced goober. Also, I like things like Chicago sports teams, pool, volleyball, and being awesome. Occasional video game streams: www.twitch.tv/ryguyonstilts All opinions mine and mine alone.
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Someone left a free copy of the Epoch Times on my door and I would like to kindly invite that person to eat shit.

Are you fucking kidding me? Trump is steamrolling this country for personal profit. Democrats should be doing everything in their power to win a majority in both chambers to impeach this man and push bold, popular, progressive legislation. This is a disgrace.

This guy sucks so bad.

On being called DEI and why it isn’t the burn they think it is

“i’ve always been an ignorant piece of shit my entire life guys”

Good! Teenagers should not be parents. I hope this helps!

Women and girls are literally under attack and the narrative that men and boys are struggling in comparison to them is part of that attack. Their “struggle” as it’s so often harped on is that women and girls aren’t just bending the knee to them in all spheres of life

Pope Francis was the first Jesuit pontiff. Social justice — not a buzzword, but a real tradition — was central to his worldview. He frequented refugee camps, hospitals, prisons. He rebuked Trump and Vance’s mass deportations. He stood for service, and against cruelty. RIP.

If you’re so sure he’s a gang member, then you should WANT due process, as it will vindicate you and shut everyone else up

is any one in power willing to stand up and punish donkey kong for all the horrible noises he has made during his games

it will be interesting to find out who will win

Q: "How do you respond to Governor Newsom?" Sen. Van Hollen: "I think Americans are tired of elected officials or politicians who are all finger to the wind...Anybody who can't stand up for the Constitution and the right of due process doesn't deserve to lead."

when people say "this isn't what I voted for" they should be forced to list what they DID vote for

Gavin Newsom, a schmuck who has spent every waking moment the last 10 years of his life thinking about political optics, getting dogwalked by a guy half the country didn't even know existed like 5 days ago

Why are all dating apps a grift now?

This, actually .

The best way to reduce your grocery bill is to eat less food

This remains the only great thing to have ever come from programmatic slop advertising. And it is truly great.

This is a tricky one, but I would suggest writing to a national newspaper, and including enough specific information that your friend finds out how much you dislike their spouse without you having to tell them directly.

the US government is so hostile to immigrants and Palestine activism that they’re snatching students off campuses and deporting them—while radicalized white men like FSU shooter Phoenix Ikner, the son of a cop who used her gun, espouse Nazi ideology and ridicule protesters before killing. my latest

so many baseball losers who voted for Trump wearing #42 today for Jackie Robinson and talking about how great he was is absolutely nauseating tbh

if you are a cis person it costs you nothing to just say today that you see & hear your trans sisters & brothers & others over in the UK today -- and around the world, too, knowing that rulings like today's ripple out in ugly ways.

I’ve said this repeatedly but I’ll say it again: if you’re able, get an IUD. it’s easily removed but otherwise lasts for years. (voice of experience here: ask for a paracervical block pre-insertion, and if they refuse, find another dr)

Nice to know that all dating apps are essentially pay-to-use now. Even more of a waste of my time than they were when I was last on them.

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Trump defying a 9-0 Supreme Court decision is the reason I say "if we still have free and fair elections in the United States" when I talk about 2026 midterms.

When men scream at me on here for having the standard that we shouldn’t elect Dems who are accused of sexual assault because “they’re better than Trump,” it reminds me that men benefit from rape culture because they can always compare themselves to a man who has done something worse

America doesn’t know how to function without free/cheap labor cuz it never intended to be without slaves.

describing literally everything he does

"The left went too far" in contemporary U.S. politics is almost always a lie and a very convenient way to rationalize moral failure. For example, "MeToo went too far" replaces "I do not care about sexual violence or its victims and I don't want to have to even feel bad about that"

Not as weird as "I will always support Democrats even if they don't act "

I gave the rottweiler who killed all of my friends' babies a big, juicy steak and I'm here to tell you that you're all being a little melodramatic about Murderer the Rottweiler.

When Trump and Co gloat about making money on the chaos, know it's off the backs of normal Americans. Here's what they funneled out of my meager retirement account. A little over a years worth of contributing and growth.

No lawmaker in Congress should be able to own, buy, and sell individual stocks. We need to ban congressional stock trading—and I've got a bill for that.

It’s incredibly disheartening to live in a country where half of the population looks at this and listens to this and thinks “this is the best person in history he is my kind.”

I have no respect for ANY athlete that visits this White House. You are unAmerican if you do so, as is anyone who supports or enables this administration. Let me repeat that. You actions are in *direct* opposition to the Declaration of Independence.

All I can say is that the tanking with these tariffs better bring a high draft pick

A consistent experience had by marginalized people who have been speaking out for years is that they said things were already bad and people didn’t listen until it was dramatically worse. Listen to people when they tell you their communities are in trouble or pay the price yourself

#handsoff in Kankakee, IL. More signs.

#handsoff in Kankakee, IL. Some fantastic signs out here.

#handsoff in Kankakee county, Illinois.

"I'm mad at democrats for their support of genocide so I put a president in charge that will do the same in America." Not the winning argument yall think it is.