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July 4th scene where the adult hears "sprinklers" instead of "sparklers" and the country and 4yo's birthday parties are ruined thx for tuning in 💥

pleased for you to meet my new son born in 2025 who has been gifted the totally normal name Glengarry

If the conclave picks Trump does he stop being POTUS and how can we make this happen

Elon posted this and soon after deleted it. Please share this far and wide!!

Schitt’s Creek but it’s Elon Musk and he ends up in a literal creek of shit

Innies having unprotected sex knowing the outies will have to deal with pregnancies and STDs 😂 you can't spell ABORTION without ORTBO

but do people understand that aaron rodgers WANTS to play qb more

SOMEONE WHO'S NEVER SEEN A FLOWER: "Let's call it cauliflower" 😊

Nope II:

Don’t hear about the jaws of life as much these days huh

Took Trumpet less than a month to get us to the far side

Radio personality Eddie Cantor in 1935 on the hateful radio preacher Charles Coughlin. Words relevant in many ways today.

American Pie II: Banana Peel American Pie III: 1985 Vacuum American Pie IV: Flesh Light American Pie V: Someone Else's Hand American Pie VI: The Mouth American Pie VII: A Human Woman's Vagina American Pie VIII: Glory Hole American Pie IX: The Mouth (Dentures Out) American Pie X: Coffin

Me too, Pink, me too

Fine line between pivoting and leaning in

“He looks stupid” yeah well looks aren’t everything there’s also my physical appearance

Hell or High Water II: Hell and High Water

Comical math that would get you an F in 6th grade

Eagles stage is shaped like eagle so what was chiefs stage gonna be shaped like

This is the hardest I’ve laughed in a long time.

I may be bad at Trivia Night but I’m also bad at Trivia Morning

wasn’t expecting to tear up while reading a sports blog

Me to Mitch at the bottom of them stairs youtu.be/pkXc3OkHc9M?...

Pelinka got some long ass fingers my man could beat rock with those scissors

Crockett: I am tired of the white tears. When you compare me to Marjorie Taylor Greene or me to Lauren Boebert, there is no comparison. So the only people that are crying are the mediocre white boys that have been beaten out by people that historically have had to work so, so much harder

Reveal Chuck Schumer made an idiotic fantasy basketball trade at the same time he made a wish and here the Mavs are