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This is what Jeremy Allen White looks like to me (pos)

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Hit the bong so hard my head hurts call that a chronic migraine

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

"and we danced all night to the best song ever" need to know which club was playing Touch by Daft Punk and Paul Williams

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Had a dream that I played Deltron 3030 on the jukebox at waffle house and everyone thought I was cool

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

When I say I'm a real stand-up guy this is what I mean

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

I personally think AI gen stuff is ugly and super bad for the environment and I don’t think it’s fun!! Sorry!!!

submitted 43 days ago • 23 comments

Noooooo

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

I've heard of seafood and seaweed but wtf is seapap? Is it vegan?

submitted 51 days ago • 1 comment

Yes it's true Sister Rosetta Tharpe invented rock and roll but did you know she also invented bisexuality?

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

these vibe ruining motherfuckers

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

I want to host a double feature screening sooooo bad

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

Just realized I need vegan pastrami right now but I'm not sure if it exists

submitted 63 days ago • 1 comment

Wait wait wait wait wait the Minecraft movie is directed by WHO NOW???

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

Someone explain this to me

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

OF COURSE HE'S IN THIS WHY AM I EVEN SURPRISED

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

Should I get into Korn?

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

Imagine logging onto zoom for your therapy session and this is what u see

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

Those andor episodes are gonna to be 23 minutes long I can feel it

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

Edgar Wright now has the opportunity to make a fourth Cornetto film set in the Star Wars universe

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

Why does the scarecrow in wizard of oz know about abraham lincoln

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

Just noticed there's a rebel disguised as a scout trooper in RotJ

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

@drunkunclejack.bsky.social is abt to enter my home and leave pregnant

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

Came to me in a vision, as if the burning bush were speaking directly in my ear

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

When you buy a spiderman costume do they ask you if you can dance and then deny the sale if you can't ??

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

Do people still fw silly little YouTube videos? youtu.be/mPo7q99boKU?...

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

There is nothing stopping you from doing a fuckass photoshoot like this

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

Guy who's read 5 Garfield comics: this cat is funny Guy who's read 100 Garfield comics: this cat is actually a real piece of work Guy who's read EVERY Garfield comic: I have wasted my life

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

Haus was already a top 3 cartoonist for me but her becoming a contender for top 3 rappers was admittedly not on my 2025 bingo card

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

I hate when history proves conservatives right. Like yeah Harry Potter IS evil and children shouldn't read it. Radiohead really IS the poor man's Coldplay

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

youtu.be/9iXQzOVl97s?...

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

"I need to smoke less weed, it's making me feel terrible" I say, as I slam coffee and nicotine on an empty stomach all day

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

The Social Distortion fandom is dying

submitted 118 days ago • 0 comments

Harvey Dent Harvey Divot

submitted 128 days ago • 0 comments

My Mando and Grogu predictions

submitted 131 days ago • 1 comment

Can someone pls send me $45

submitted 132 days ago • 0 comments