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s4pphy.bsky.social
A 36 year old, 6 ft tall green ferret, with a taste for sarcasm and dominance. Place for me to post 🔞 memes, BDSM stuff, and other nsfw stuff I can't be bothered to post elsewhere. Don't like it. Not my problem. Pronouns: She/Her/Master/Lord
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I feel this....'family size pack' nah man....nah....

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🤣 Shit. I ain't even gonna bother.

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I'm proud to announce that my #kofi is officially open for business!!! I have some #voiceover projects, #ocsky offerings, #dnd character art, and I'm particularly proud of this one, for my #writer friends: ko-fi.com/c/46b4ff081f Remember to use code SAYHI for 20% off all orders this week!

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When your American boyfriend out Brits you....I swear at this point I might as well give up being British.... I'm allergic to tea and in a competition with an American friend I failed the British citizen test and they passed it! Just going to throw my British card in the sea.... 😑

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Me yesterday sitting in my room, with my work notes, research and other bits. Ready to try and write this story. Body: hey so yeah like we're going to make you sick....so um good luck with writing....

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Ouch child.... Messing around with a teddy and he goes: "It's searching into your soul mom, oh wait you don't have one" *quick pause* "It's staring into your search history....it's now traumatised" Child can you cool it with the sass!

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Oh this is evil! I love it *take notes*

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The conversations I have had to have with the small loin gremlin 🤣😅 Especially recently after he eavesdropped on a conversation with my partner who I'm writing with, and we were discussing stuff for plot points which were DARK. No, mom isn't a murderer I swear....there's no bodies 😅 go too bed!

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Don't threaten me with a good time....

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Just what you DONT want to hear on a lazy Sunday afternoon.... "Moooooom my farts wet and it's all over the bed!" 🤦🏼‍♀️🤢

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👀 looking at you my American friends 😂

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This applies to anything though. Anime, gaming, weird hobbies. You collect skulls? Don't hide that shit! I want to hear about it!

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I'm not a serial killer, I'm a writer.... I'm not a serial killer, I'm a writer.... I'm not a serial killer, I'm a writer.... *Totally not researching how much meat you'd get off a human body and the best way to preserve it, for the purposes of eating it for survival 😅*

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Please, y'all, I'm still so far from my goal and I'm getting more and more frightened by the day that I'll be unable to make it out of here. Anything helps!!! If you can't donate, I beg you to share and/or comment to boost visibility! 😭 ko-fi.com/divinejasper...

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